Why are most men gay?

[Anonymous]

I can’t figure out why men are so gay. Women are very attractive, so it makes no sense.

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Can I please get a real answer? Like, is there any way that it makes sense biologically for men to be so gay?

[Anonymous]

It's just easier to be gay. It's simpler.

If you want to get laid with a woman you've got to chat a load of bullshit, take her out on a date or two, pretend to listen give a shit about anything she's saying, and that's a lot of effort. With a dude it's like:

"You're hot"
"So are you"
"Fancy a bum?"
"Yeah when and where?"
And it's a done deal. It's almost impossible to be a gay incel.

In relationships it's also just simpler. Many pointless arguments can be easily dealt with just by punching the other person in the forehead, but we can't do that to a woman so we have to argue and put up with silent treatment and all that. With a dude if he starts a stupid argument you just go *boink* on the head and it's over with.

[Asker]

That really doesn’t seem to be the case, but I appreciate your input.

[ChrisMaster69]

Normally I would say, yeah okay humans are varied, however in regards to male sexuality, being gay is the minimum.

if there was a decent sized blip, it would be bisexual men, however even that is going to be small compared with heterosexual numbers.

bi sexual will pretty much always be more than gay, so your theory fails at part one.

[Asker]

Bisexual men are basically just men that love dick, but otherwise will say they like femininity. I mean, if your preference is male genitals, you’re basically gay.

[ChrisMaster69]

No, gay is specific.

A bi guy or girl is happy both sides of the fence.

[Asker]

Nope, men call themselves bi even if they prefer dick but otherwise like girls. They’re just gays.

[DaisyM23]

Um... that’s wrong. Only a minority of men are gay, other could be bi or pan or something else. Yeah women are attractive but clearly they also find men attractive who cares

[Ms_Vanderquack]

lol.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Hold up, are you actually being serious right now?

[Asker]

Yes. Very.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Okay, so you are just a morn, got it.

[Anonymous]

I would like to congratulate you on this very important and well thought out question. I agree with you that most men are gay. They are gay boys. That are not attracted to women. They seem repulsed by people with vaginas

After exhaustive research and polling my team has narrowed in on the following three contributing factors

1. Hillary Clinton
2. Feminists
3. The majority of these gay men saw a photo of you without any clothes on.

The first two factors definitely turned many of the men off but it was the third factor which caused them to go gay

[Asker]

You’re so clever.

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks. I do appreciate the compliment, but I 'm gay

[Asker]

Meaning what? U wouldn’t appreciate it if u were straight?

[Opinion Owner]

You were hitting on me and maybe if I was straight I would have been more interested

[Asker]

Oh. Yes, that’s exactly what I was doing. lmao

[Opinion Owner]

I know, I am the one who pointed it out. Have you been out of the house recently? I think that this pandemic is negatively affecting your mental health. How often do you cry? Have you been masturbating a lot recently?

[Asker]

I was just confirming. It’s good to hear it from the source.

Yes to all of the questions.

[Opinion Owner]

That is good. Those are both healthy and life affirming activities.

I only have one more question. How did all of those previously straight men get ahold of your photo?

[Asker]

Well, I have been sexting on an anonymous chat site for a few years now. I guess a boob pic here and a butt pic there just added up..

But I still think I just made them realize what they truly were, which is gays.

[Opinion Owner]

maybe. good luck with your political campaign

[Asker]

♥️♥️

[ImpMontezuma]

I notice that too... And I GUESS is because men are more sexually aggressive. So, as is easier for two man to start having sex. (as is easier for you to find men having sex with literally anything XD) then... is also easier to find homosexuals men :/ But I confess that's just a theory, I can't imagine myself being gay.

[pokerbot]

Another question arises. If gay men are so numerous why do they keep hitting on straight guys?

[Asker]

They’s interesting. But I think it’s seem more like men truly prefer other men, and women are the people they have sex with just cuz they’re willing to have sex with anything and everything.

[ImpMontezuma]

I guarantee you that most men would prefer a woman company not only for sex but for pretty much everything :) You probably just happen to have lots of lgbt people in your social circle.

[ImpMontezuma]

@pokerbot Sexually aggressive remember? The male sexual strategy is to have sex with as many females as possible. So I believe that if he is a homosexual the tendency if for him to do the same with other men. Also, man "care less" about being reject, probably for the same reason. So lets say they are willing to "try their luck" more than a woman would in the same situation.

[jshm2]

We aren't.

But the men you speak to are probably saying they are, in order to thwart your unwanted advances.

Get the hint, and change your approach.

[Asker]

lol Most guys don’t admit they’re gay, silly.

[NamerOfStars]

They came here, saw the endless barrage of questions about the preponderance of women being bisexual, and decided they might as well not bother.

[Asker]

No..

[Anonymous]

Because you can't make a woman happy. For instance you can't accept a single answer by a guy on this question. You say that their answer is invalid. So guys are sick of being used by nagging angry women

[Asker]

🤣 🤣🤣

[xavs2000]

I mean... the world now is on that gay trend so now many people are coming out and all

[Asker]

But it seems to be way more men than women. I know women aren’t exactly straight, but they’re not totally lesbian either. Men just seem to be really gay.

[xavs2000]

Yeah I guess it is the new trend. There is a study that says that people become gay because when the mother was pregnant they were under too much stress

[Asker]

Do u have a link to that?

[sheikalana]

Where in the world do you live? I know a lot of gay men but I think there's more straight than gay men around me.

[BarryLiverstone]

Most men are straight. Guys don’t turn me on sexually. Girls do.

[Asker]

Not true.

[BarryLiverstone]

Why not?

[Marco10]

I didn’t know most men were gay that’s new. One possibility is that they don’t want to be with a gagootz like you.

[Asker]

There’s lots of other women to be with instead of me, so that’s not the issue. Thanks though.

[Anonymous]

Some people are straight, some are gay, some are bi, some are asexual.
So it doesn't matter if guys are gay or not. Not your problem

[pokerbot]

It's just how nature limits the population. I mean gay men don't reproduce so

[Asker]

So, nature wants the human population to be extremely small? Cuz most men seem gay.

[pokerbot]

We should take care not to ascribe human motivations to nature. It's really just cause and effect.

So, are men gayer now than they have been throughout history? I don't think we have reliable data to make that assessment.

[elvitto]

Noooo,
Most man are not gay. I guess i can only speak for myself. But, guys go crazy with girls

[Anonymous]

Oh look, another homophobic woman that probably loves her lesbian porn.

[Konabeana]

Bring that hate elsewhere

[Asker]

You mean “take”?

[HawkPerception]

Most men? What world are you living in?

[Anonymous]

When you say most do you mean most of the ones you have encountered?

[Asker]

Well, I guess. I mean, I know of quite a few in my family that are in the closet. Then I see male couples together all the time out and about. Then there’s so many gay men on social media. They’re just all over.

[Asker]

I bet u’d still suck a dick that had been in a female’s ass and had marks from her lipstick on it.

[Asker]

lmao Sorry, that was meant for someone else.

[Opinion Owner]

Ok because I'm pretty sure most men are straight

[Opinion Owner]

😆 lol

[Anonymous]

why women are lesbians? so many dicks available to get pounded everyday every month every year :P

[Bellatris]

Most men aren't gay. What are you talking about?

[SandandWaves]

being gay is Not a choice

[SilverRain92]

Is it a trolling question?

[Luckycharms12]

What are you talking about

[Asker]

I am wondering what makes men gay.

[Luckycharms12]

Born that way

[Anonymous]

Because women are assholes.

[Asker]

Women shouldn’t be blamed for men’s gayness.

[Opinion Owner]

Well it's directly their fault.
If they would wash their stinky swamp asses every once in a while and stop wearing clown makeup maybe men would take them back.

[Asker]

lol Okay, blame makeup for the fact that u love dick.

[Opinion Owner]

Iove dick because you're so fucking ugly lately.

[Asker]

I bet u’d still suck a dick that had been in a female’s ass and had marks from her lipstick on it.

[Opinion Owner]

I thought you said most men are gay.
How can they fuck a woman in the ass that way you fucking genius?
Total female stupidity. That's another reason I'm gay now.

[Asker]

lmao Gay men have been having sex with women since the beginning of religion. You’re retarded.

[Opinion Owner]

You're confused.
Those men are bisexual and you're still too ugly for them to fuck so don't worry about it.

[Asker]

Nope. They’re gay.

[Opinion Owner]

Your dad was gay and he never fucked a woman.
He only had sex with men and farm animals, your mom was a cow.
So what, be proud of your teets and shut up.

[Twalli]

Most men aren't gay

[Joshua0213]

Are they?