Ladies what would be your reaction if your husband did this?

[Shihab91]

If he texted you as in the picture 😂😂😂

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lmao

I was that drunk person texting and the worst part was she was downstairs at the time. Apparently when I am drunk I am even worse with what I say, but this was a funny one to me.

[Shihab91]

The baby ones 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆

[loves2learn]

I love this! 🤣🤣🤣

[Andres77]

What were you drinking and how much?

Mead?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I am a complete lightweight. Pretty sure it was one strawberry daiquiri

[Andres77]

👍👍👍

[loves2learn]

I want to go to happy hour with you @ez-bri-z!

[Andres77]

@loves2learn @ez-bri-z
You know who would be really fun to drink a few bottles of wine with?
Miriam Margolyes.

[Andres77]

m.youtube.com/results

[Andres77]

She's hilarious!!

[loves2learn]

I had to google her. I know her from harry potter!

[loves2learn]

She creamed her knickers!!!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lmao I would be a very cheap date and funny as hell when drunk. I will flirt with anything that moves and somehow my wit doesn't change it is just less filtered

[Andres77]

@loves2learn
Yeah, Matthew Perry didn't like that one.
Then there's the one where she invited a random USA soldier back to her dorm to give him a blowjob, and finding a soldier masturbating in a tree and telling him to get down... and she jacked him off.
When they laughed at her she got upset and said "you have to support the troops!"

[loves2learn]

That is too funny! I think Matthew Perry secretly liked it. He crossed his legs to hide his boner. 🤣 That is why he was uncomfortable.

[loves2learn]

FOUND IT! YOU’VE GOT TO SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

https://youtu.be/uzbL5yWiM-A

[Andres77]

@loves2learn she's a class act!
She's also another example of how crazy shit does happen more to some people than others. That's how I got to experience so much crazy sex.
I'll bet that soldier was grateful.
Did you find the one where she offered the blowjob? Stanley Tucci and Jimmy Carr were on with her.
She thought she was being a good girl, "because a bad girl would have had intercourse".
Dike on a bike... across the cobbles no doubt...😆.
I love her. My wife and I want to get drunk with her and listen to stories.

[Andres77]

@loves2learn
And thanks for trusting me enough to find these treasures.
You, my dear, are also a class act.

[loves2learn]

That is amazing. You and your wife are a class act too, @Andres77. 😊

[Andres77]

@loves2learn @ez-bri-z
Ez, sorry to hijack your answer. I was hoping you'd see some of Miriam's interviews. I'm sure you would enjoy them.
She's also been a favorite guest down in Australia. Especially if ice cream is involved.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

It is perfectly fine 🙂

I always love learning something new. (I had to be careful there so I didn't steal a trademark from @loves2learn )

[loves2learn]

Now to find the other….

[Andres77]

@loves2learn "That's what tongues are for..."

[loves2learn]

Holy shit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ez-bri-z this is before she was a lesbian, just “sorting herself out.”

“Would you like to follow me to my college and I will suck you off?”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://youtu.be/H9_7wwgd1Fc

“Dyke on a bike?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lmao yeah, that kind of boldness i admire

[Andres77]

Sometimes when I need a laugh I'll open a few beers and listen to all her interviews again.

[loves2learn]

I also admire that kind of boldness. 🥰

[1Lovelylady]

I think that is the cutest thing in the world! The fact that he referred to you as his girlfriend shows that your relationship is still full of fun and flirtatious behavior in his opinion. The fact that he views you as a girlfriend shows that he feels your relationship is still young at heart which is great. And the fact that he responded the way he did when you told him you were his wife proves that he is grateful for you. That keepsake screenshot it frame it!

[Bilal_Zahir]

there could be 2 things
so one is bad and the other is good.
1. the bad thing is... maybe he was messaging someone else and instead of her he messaged u.
and
2. the good thing is that maybe sub consciously he loves u as a girlfriend if u had a love marriage with him.

[nolabels]

I've never come to being as loaded as that guy must have been, and I have been loaded to the gills.

[nolabels]

I've never come as close to being as loaded as this guy...

Sheesh, I've only had one drink tonight, occifer, I promise.

[Smoke-n-Growls]

Lmao, I'd wanna make sure he has a ride home first off, but then I'mma have to see how much I can mess with him (in fun ways).

"Yeah, you betcha -send a pic of the ring- guess what else? We've had SEX."

"Whaaaaaaaaaa"

😂

[Shihab91]

hahahaah we had sex OMG

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I think I would laugh my ass off if he did that.

[Shihab91]

This would be me if have ever tried alcohol

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[loves2learn]

Too funny. Inspired me to post a question tho. 😈

[Shihab91]

Uh oh

[Shihab91]

But it's romantic right?

[loves2learn]

Yup. I think so

[Shihab91]

If she is an Arabic wife she will kill him

[loves2learn]

Yikes.

[Shihab91]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 not for real

[loves2learn]

You little shit lmao

[Shihab91]

😂😂😂😆🤺🤺

[jamezsexton]

Mayb he wasn't accually drunk just wanted you to know what he thought of u. We do shi like that sometimes and blame it on being drunk when were sober just so you know we care and love you. Maybe he saw some guy being rude to someone as bar made him relise you were great girlfriend. Only he knows

[Coulis]

Well I wouldn't have a drunk husband but I would say that that's funny and playful.

[Andres77]

I think this is hilarious and the fact that he's drunk and pining for his wife and wanting more... she should be so touched.

[Anonymous]

Alternative caption - when you married either an idiot or Homer Simpson.

[Massageman]

I'd have to see this in a broader context - - - - -

[Jamie05rhs]

Hahahahahahaha. I love it!

[Leavesbound]

In vino veritas!

[Exterminatore]

That’s hysterically funny.

[S3ntnl]

Bad Photoshop skills

[Shihab91]

Who cares if it's real or not, but let's assume