I was having a party at my place, my friend got to drunk to fast and passed out early in his room. A hour later his girlfriend, whom i really didn't like went in there. She left the door a bit a jar, saw her climb on top of him and shook him trying to wake him up. When she failed she started to slap him, i got up to tell her to knock it off, but before i got to the door i saw my friend swing and punch her across her face. I burst into the room and got between them and me and my friend fought till i head butted him and knocked him out.
I would defend a woman that i didn't like, even though she kinda called it on herself.
If i saw someone hitting my wife i would most likely kill them.
My woman knows that if any guy starts something with her I'm going to try to kill him. She also knows that if a woman acts like a man and gets aggressive/ "steps up" to a man, as in starts a fight with him then I have very little sympathy for her and no responsibility to protect her. That's like someone jumping with both feet into the lion den at the zoo and expecting you to help them. I don't follow women into foolishness.
I'm not exactly the best fighter but I've contemplated cannibalism before and I'll their toes if I'm going on the ground! I'll eat your ear! No holding back. I don't even spit out your ear! Protein! I like the taste! Yum-yum!
You cut off my legs and I'm probably too drunk to notice it. Well, I think it's gonna hurt but I got a toe cut off one time and I was too drunk to notice with the adrenaline rush. I start crawling around on my upper body and start biting your toes and ankles! I protect my girl and eat your toes. Yum-yum! Plus I love protein! And if, in the rare case I win and my girl not only gets away but I am victor, I cook my enemy over a spit slow roasted with lots of spices and herbs.
I've had a dream like that but it was my brother being attacked by three other guys. I completely lost it and attacked them. I woke up, freaked out but relieved that I acted the way I did. With my girlfriend it should trigger the same reaction.
If it's a guy I am throwing punches, while if was another girl I am calling 911. Or I probably also call 911 on the guy too if I can contact the police in time.
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