Men: If you had NO choice whatsoever in the matter, which one would you rather be?

MCheetah
The F*ckboy: Very low IQ. Tries to have sex with as many women as possible.
The F*ckboy: Very low IQ. Tries to have sex with as many women as possible.
The Soyboy: Worships all women, hates all men, and has no self-respect whatsoever.
The Soyboy: Worships all women, hates all men, and has no self-respect whatsoever.
The Ladyboy: A giant, powerful, feminine-looking human being thats actually a biological male. AKA, a Tranny.
The Ladyboy: A giant, powerful, feminine-looking human being that's actually a biological male. AKA, a Tranny.
The Derpy Boy: Dumber than a bag of rocks. Incompetent in all areas of life. But still somehow "succeeds" in life.
The Derpy Boy: Dumber than a bag of rocks. Incompetent in all areas of life. But still somehow "succeeds" in life.
♫ The Full Retard / Playing taps on a keytar / In the Benz or the Beamer ♫
♫ The Full Retard / Playing taps on a keytar / In the Benz or the Beamer ♫
F*ckboy
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Derpy Boy
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Men: If you had NO choice whatsoever in the matter, which one would you rather be?
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