Guys, What gift can you think of that's $700 that youd spend on your girlfriend?

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend said that's how much my gift will cost for Christmas

[AviatorTom]

Your boyfriend is bragging and trying to impress you. He is not being a gentleman. A true gentleman never reveals what he spends on his lady. That would be demeaning.

Some people might say your boyfriend only considers you worth $700. I'm sure you're worth much more than that!

[Asker]

Should I tell him this?

[Asker]

Now I feel bad

[horatiohornblower]

An iPhone or iPad, decent piece of jewelry, a laptop, 4K TV, kitchen appliance, something nice you mentioned wanting.

[Asker]

I have everything but the nice jewlery😍

[horatiohornblower]

But do you have an iPhone 13 and 2021 iPad mini?

Hopefully you get a pretty necklace, earrings or whatever you’ve been wanting.

[Astarlessnightsky]

A vacation
A laptop
A guitar (or other instrument)
A car
A 700$ gift card

[Asker]

Hmmm I didn't th I'll no of vacation🤩

[Asker]

Think of*

[NamerOfStars]

Well, if we told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it?

[Asker]

Tell meeeeee

[NamerOfStars]

Well, some possibilities:
-He could buy you thirty pounds of bulk Legos.
-He could buy you five hundred seventy five packs of bubble gum cigarettes.
-He could buy you a decently-sized black opal (which are beautiful stones).
-He could (local laws permitting) buy you an umbrella with an underbarrel grenade launcher.
-He could buy you a couple dozen corn snakes.
-He could buy some fancy electronic device that you've had your eye on but couldn't afford.
-He could get you a cheap used car.
-Depending on local prices, he could buy you enough cactuses to make a hedge maze.
-He could sponsor most of a small impoverished village in a third-world country in your name.
-If he has some basic tools and electrical engineering knowledge, he could make you a (decorative) lightsaber with actual crystals to control the color.
-He could buy you the DVD box set of all 15,762 episodes of Guiding Light.

It's probably none of those things, though.

[Asker]

Lol dang I really wanted that light saber lol

[NamerOfStars]

Well, there are companies that make some pretty impressive ones. You can probably get a cheap one for quite a bit less than seven hundred bucks, too. But don't neglect the "decorative" part. It won't actually slice stuff in half without a LOT of power behind it.

[Asker]

I'm hoping it's an engagement ring?

[NamerOfStars]

Could be. Probably isn't an engagement lightsaber, though.

[NamerOfStars]

So, how long are you planning to keep us in suspense? What was it?

[slatyb]

Last year I bought my wife a vintage Chanel leather jacket for her birthday that cost exactly $700.

[spartan55]

What a moron telling you what your gift will cost... smh...

[spartan55]

My guess is a set of tires for your car.

[Asker]

Yea my mom said the same thing. I guess we were talking about gifts for everyone in our family and what he can afford. So he said that. Lol

[spartan55]

He just put himself in an necessary spot. Plus it has you all tied in knots now. I'll assume he is around your age, and I'll also assume that you are really about 21ish... just a young guy mistake, not the end of the world.

[spartan55]

*Unnecessary spot

[Asker]

Dont know why you think in 21 but go off

[spartan55]

I'm guessing about your age, and it really doesn't matter anyway. Nearly all pink users lie about there age on here for some reason.

[HighValue]

An Xbox Series X or a PS5 and a couple games.

[Asker]

Ooooo I think you hit the nail right on the head!!!

[HighValue]

If that is what you get are you going to show us which games you get with it?

[Asker]

Of course. I used to be a huge gamer too.

[HighValue]

If you get an Xbox you can get gamepass and there will be lots of games to play. I think they keep over 100 active games on there at a time or more. All games made by Xbox are on it. I don't know what kind of programs/deals the PS5 has.
Or get some games from the prior generation that are backwards compatible since they will cost a lot less for being older, but they are still good. :)

[Asker]

K sounds good!

[exitseven]

He is buying you a set of golf clubs.

[boobliker]

he is shitting you

[Asker]

Why you think that?

[Anonymous]

That sounds like jewelery level pricing.