Ok so I wasin the grocery store with my dad and we ran into this guy there who knew my dad. Turns out he's been working for my dad for decades. Anyway, they finished up talking and the guy leaned in to hug me and I was caught off guard cuz I wasn't expecting it and he pulled me in by grabbing my ass. He gave it a slap and was said to my dad "she's stacked now!" Then they laughed and he was gone. I was like "wtf was that?" And my dad was like "what? You don't like him? He's a good guy. Plus he just got a vasectomy." I was like wow ok then. That was awkward.
What's the most awkward thing a family member has said to you?
This, to me, is a clash between an extrovert, and an introvert. Extroverts tend to be touchy-feely and don't think much of a "light touch" (the butt is generally considered an "okay" grab handle to some, much like a shoulder or arm). Introverts tend to be like "hold on a $%@#& minute!" at the least bit of forwardness.
An extrovert girl, would have rebounded with "exactly how long have you been looking at me to notice that?" or some such.
If a true story, I'm guessing you live in a rural area, that such forwardness isn't questioned, also based on that he has worked for your dad "for decades", unless hyperbole, that would suggest he is at least 10-15 years older than you. Rural areas with few dating options tend to overlook greater age disparities, which would also explain your fathers lack of objection to the guy's behavior. Your use of "it" to describe your butt suggests that it wasn't his touch that bothered you as much as his brash attitude. I think, despite your objection, you liked what happened. Your use of the photo, seems to validate, you think he was right, proving you are "stacked" and thereby desireable.
I have to admit, part of the "story" turned me on. If that was your intent, well done. If it wasn't or I erred in my suppositions, then my apologies.
@inyourhead I'm sorry, despite my lengthy reply, I just realized I didn't answer your question. I don't recall a family member ever saying anything awkward to me. I guess that's what happens with a family of introverts. Nobody wants to embarrass anybody else. I mean, I've gotten teased by my brother and sister, but that's just typical goings on. It was always in an aside that they wouldn't do publicly. Thus, not awkward.
Lol actually it wasn’t what my mother said but she did. She walked in on me while I was sharing a pleasurable experience with a girl online. As she walked in she caught both me and the other girl off guard trying to cover up. She just turned and walked out. lol
You do realise don't you, that we can tell your photo above has been altered to make your ass appear larger and curvier. There is distortion near the plastic bag containing the apple; that black thing behind it, near your left leg is warped. Anyway, if you're really so concerned about things like this, then why are you posting images of yourself that basically say, "Hi there! Look at me. Do you like my nice, soft, juicy ass?", while you stare seductively into the camera? Don't you realise that in doing that you're just encouraging such behaviour from men? Are you really that naive?
Yes, I know, I have a picture here of my ass as well, but I'm not the one complaining about how I'm treated because of it (I just thought I'd mention that before anyone else did, and accuse me of "hypocrisy").
@bel88 so, are you asking guys "do you like my nice, soft, juicy ass?" I mean, since you aren't naive and realize you are encouraging such behavior from men.
Once i was at Westfield with my sister and she decided to just walk in to Ann Summers so i was waiting outside, in a bit i started flirting with these 2 pretty chicks as they saw me coming out of the store and asked if i was shopping for some day special and i said just stuck with sister so waiting outside but as i was talking and almost had the number my sister walked out and said hey... looked at me smiled and said girls don't bother with him he doesn't last more than few seconds and like me you will need someone else for the orgasms... and i was like what the fuck... but so were those girls... mann i still remember the look on their faces and my embarrassment
Nothing awkward said, but one time when I was living with my parents and my brothers, my brother came into the kitchen I think to get something out of the fridge. It was a small kitchen so I was in the way a bit doing something at the table. I don't recall what I was doing but I guess I didn't move fast enough so my brother started humping me while my back was turned. I had my back turned when he did this. My reaction was swift and he went through the wall. Creeps me out to this day. He had some sort of crazy grin on his face.
that's... literally sexual assault and you even posted a picture of you showing off your ass that looks photoshopped... yeah... i'm calling fake on that one.
I’m sorry I don’t believe that bs. That’s not how men behave with their daughters. That dude would have been hunting his teeth , and probably been in traction if he done that to my child. That is if he lived. I like ass too but I don’t grab women by their butt cheek. If you dad allowed that he needs to be dealt with. Only trash allows that crap. There’s a time snd place for everything that’s not correct or right.
This person is a catfish. Every time they post a picture that is supposedly them it is usually a similar yet different woman and highly photoshoped. Most of their post also have a " my dad is encouraging me to fuck XYZ guy" theme to them.
It wasn’t said to me, but about me. When I was about 13, I had gotten a gym bag at middle school for gym class. It had the usual school white T-shirt, white shorts, and jock strap in it. One day my mother was hosting some get-together with several women friends about the same age, and she decided to do a show-and-tell with my gym stuff. She actually held up my jock strap for everybody to see. I guess she thought it was entertaining or something, but I couldn’t believe she actually did that.
It was mean and it was right before my family abandoned me and I won't say who it was who said it but, they told me that I was almost put up for adoption after I was born, which in hindsight maybe I would've gone to a family that could've shown me love but I was stick with the family that waited til I was old enough to abandon, that didn't care about me at all.
My grandmother once chastised me for buying a coffee maker for her for Christmas because my Aunt Sue did the same thing and my grandmother asked for the receipt so she could get a refund.
That sounds a little creepy , why would your Dad even say that? I would of gave that guy a pissed off look if he did that to my daughter in front of me and made him apologize for his actions
I was in our local bank and told this teller I know her in real life and told her she was really pretty she smiled and now to this day I feel awkward for expressing myself
when I was a teenage my older sister asked me what I was hiding in my pants, I think she thought the bulge was too big to be little ol' me... I told her "Nothing" and she tried to wrestle with me to try and see what I was hiding... it was only me...
Refering to a pair of black pants she was wearing for her boyfriend and I had to admit that she did have a nice ass in them, very tight around the cheeks
I had a older woman I didn't know say to me I like to peg you then walk off I dint know what it meant till I looked it up I thought what a weird thing for a good looking female to say to me
had a great aunt (grandmother's friend for decades) visiting from out of state. flipping through channels we come across an elderly woman's show (lare-ish night cable tv) where she is giving advice on sexual matters and even keeps sex toys around as props for explinations (no, not some sort of cable softcore porn either. think like a Dr. Ruth type of thing) . people calling in and i think (was around 2003 to 2007) a live audience, and she is fielding questions that are mostly intimate to the asker but she adds in how the answer can apply to others. us all being adults we openly discuss some of it. someone asked something about relationships involving one being in pro-porn or something. that aunt winds up mentioning having a grand daughter who is (mite be a was now) a porn mag model. as if the bit of awkwardness due to the show wasn't enough, i was now having to gauge if she was trying to hint at maybe dating said model (keep in mind she is not a blood related aunt, just been friends with my granny since i can remember) or what.
by the way, never even seen the grand daughter (that i know of) including in porn. i think she even mentioned a few of the mags she had been in and asked if i had seen her or if i would look to see her in one.
yes, i tried to politely ask her intentions with telling me all that and never really got an answer. a couple years later that aunt died.
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