How good are you at taking slightly offensive jokes?

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Girls what kind of jokes do you feel are offensive to you give some examples and tell your experiences

Guys which jokes of yours were considered as offensive explain the scenario and context?

Girls do you do jokes that others found offensive or just suprised that you made them?

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PS i know you would say rape jokes please skip that apart from that you can tell any other kind.

[MCheetah]

I don't really get offended by any jokes and believe nothing is off-limits to joke about. There may be a "too soon" for certain people, but not for me. I don't even think I have an offensive sense of humor; girls just get offended by virtually everything.

[Sonorous]

Depends on many factors. Like what the joke is making light of, how it's worded & phrased, what tone they're using, what history I have with the person, etc.

[DizzyDesii]

I just dont like offensive jokes. Im not gonna laugh at racial stereotypes, disability, rich/poor social status jokes, rape jokes, sucide jokes, or really any kind of dark humor jokes

[skyeee_]

im not a fan of offensive jokes or anything dark humour

[Aakash_Hangargi]

But still someone would have cracked one and you would remember that and you would have felt oh yeah it sad but still funny

[FunkyMonkee]

Two fags are fucking a dead alligator on a bus! Oops! I don't remember the rest of it.
This newly married couple buys a new house and move in. The day after they're all moved in and settled, the husband gets up in the morning and goes to work. Later that evening, he comes back home to find his new wife sliding down the banister from the second floor completely naked! He says, "Honey, what the hell are you doing?" She says, "Just warming up your dinner, dear!"

[WonderBell99]

I did not know that cigarettes could fuck

[FunkyMonkee]

@WonderBell99 Brit wit.

[ChrisMaster69]

Offensive jokes are at times the only jokes.

as a Brit we have a fair few comedians that just nail offensive to the wall.

[ChrisMaster69]

I was staying in a hotel last night.
I phoned down to reception.
“Hi, this is room 26 Can I have a wake up call , please?”
She said “Yes, You’re in your mid 30s,
Single , live with your mother and
have achieved nothing in life !"

I was fishing on holiday in florida when I ran out of bait, I saw a small snake nearby trying to swallow a frog.
knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth.
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that snake, with two more frogs

“I love you loads, honey pie.”
My wife said earlier.
“And I love you tonnes.” I replied.
“What, no nickname for me?”
She asked, disappointed.

Sometimes I swear the fat cow’s
going deaf.

[FunkyMonkee]

I heard booze was supposed to make you see snakes!

[spartan55]

"Girls what kind of jokes are offensive to you"...

All.

[MCheetah]

True.

[FunkyMonkee]

They'll start rattling off names!! "Joe Biden. Adam Schiff. Boris Johnson..."

[FilmGuy93]

I love slightly offensive jokes. It's a fine line to walk though. It's better to keep your humor PG when around people you don't know.

[AndrésC64]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/T2QT63Ee8Jw

I think these are hilarious

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Lol i meant real life ones you did to someone or sone one said to you

[AndrésC64]

Oops. I can't think of any offhand. I'm horrible at telling jokes. 😆

[FunkyMonkee]

Here, try this one;
Two fags are fucking in the shower one day when the phone rings, one says to the other, "I'll get it! I'll get it!! That'll be for me!!" Before he prances off to get the phone, he tells the other guy, "I'll be back in about 5:00 and I want you to PROMISE me you won't cum before I get back!" The other guy promises and off the first goes to the phone. About 5:00 later, he comes back to the shower, and is about to step inside when he sees the ENTIRE SHOWER GLISTENING with cum!! It's EVERYWHERE!! Now, VERY sad because of this sight, he says, "You PROMISED ME you WEREN'T going to cum until I got back!!" The other guy says, "I didn't cum, I farted!".

[John_Doesnt]

Hitler loved pizza, because they don't scream as much in the oven.

[randomgirilie]

no, be nice to me bitch. and don’t joke about my insecurities.

[NathanDavis]

can you provide an example?

[Layafell]

I love offensive jokes

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Whats the most offensive joke said to you

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Or you said to others

[Abaracadabara]

There are offensive jokes?

[Aakash_Hangargi]

All jokes are offensive 😹

[TsAubreyKate]

Very comfortable Id like to have a roast some day

[Anonymous]

Sexual jokes i dont like them