What would you do if you were given absolute power?

What would you do if you were given absolute power?
I think I'd do my best to be conscientious and responsible about it, but I admit I'd still do some shenanigans like proclaiming myself Generalissimo, and pass whimsical laws such as banning spoons (you want to have supper? Drink it with a straw!) and make people carry my picture on their shirts on Wednesdays.
Generalissimo and Father of the Nation
Generalissimo and Father of the Nation
What about you?
What would you do if you were given absolute power?
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