Why did he (crush) asked me to be his cousin out of nowhere? am I familyzoned?

[Anonymous]

[bean2k21]

“Ladycrush” and “mancrush” and the like, qualified as they are, go out of their way to make clear that the crush in question is not, you know, a crush-crush. So then you’re just kind of cognizant of where you put your love, you try to intentionally go above and below the thorax, so that, you know, we’ve been very good at getting heart. Because we all know that, so I’m not gonna crush that part, I’m going to basically crush below towards the penis area, not gonna crush above in the heart, does that make sense?

[Guy13]

Familyzoned sound like an appropriate diagnosis...

[Guy13]

I’m pretty sure it is a request to be close friends like family…there could be some sexual overtones there depending upon the use of close. It could be friends with benefits consideration 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Avicenna]

Only he knows- ask him to explain why, because that’s very strange

[Anonymous]

Id say you have been officially friend zoned.

[Opinion Owner]

Maybe he's got a Cousin kink, lol.

[LexiXide]

Yes you are! lucky u

[Asker]

Wym lucky 😭 i got family zoned bro

[LexiXide]

Sorry I was being a bitch