Guys, if there were no women in the world for 24 hours, what would you do?

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TonightYouu · Accepted Answer

Whatever I want whenever I want

Enjoy showers with no shampoo hair

park a car without hearing “ careful”

Start every road trip with a full tank of gas

Whack off comfortably and keep porn out on the coffee table

Be on time for everything

Never watch this is us again ( or anything on crackle)

Not freeze my balls off because she pulled the blanket

Go out with my friends

Drink as much as I want

Actually keep my money

Sneeze and not put my hand over

Deal with no passive aggressive behavior ( I’m fine.🙄)

Give advice to someone who will actually take it

No more super bitch mode period mood swings

No more people who are Starving yet don’t know what they want to eat

No more people who pretend to be someone their not to impress someone they can’t stand

No more Gossip

No more never have I ever

No more terrible female superhero movies ( Batgirl? Gtfo🙄)

No more weird farts that smell kinda sweet for some reason

guys help me out here SPOT I NEED A SPOT!

ohsheeT · Accepted Answer

I would go to work I would come home I would cook my dinner I would probably go out to my garage after I did my dishes or I would go to the side job the same thing I'm doing right now 24 hours that's a piece of cake I'm very independent even though I don't have a girlfriend right now and I would love to at the same time I like the freedom that I have situations that I make for me LOL I probably would not be on Gag because I'm sure that's one of the reasons why I come here even though it never happens is to talk to a girl I think that's the reason why I go to all apps that I go to so I would probably go do a side job because there would be no reason to be on any of these apps I guess this is a good question and I want to thank you for it because you just made me realize a lot of things

VIVANT · Accepted Answer

What persons life is going to chèvre in 24 hours, I can’t imagine what difference it would make for anyone to be gone no matter who- that’s on a personal level. The works would be impacted by large portion of work force disappearing randomly, no matter the sex.

Emiliamazing · Accepted Answer

I’ll answer for my man:

still watch/take care of our kids, eat, sleep and relieve himself. He would probably also say something along the lines of “ go for a long bike ride” since the roads would be safer.

MrOracle · Answer

If it was a weekday, I might not even notice. If it was a weekend, I'd stay home and relax instead of meeting up with the girl I see. I would have a chance to get caught up on things.

Don't get me wrong, I very much enjoy having women in my life, but I don't depend on them to get by to any significant degree, especially short-term.

U4ea0 · Answer

A whole 24 hours without bullshit rape and bullshit equality memes from feminists? Sounds nice...

No bitching, no female solipsism, no entitled bullshit, no fat nasty feminists, less accidents on the road, no phoney protective orders. Wow, sounds great.

Bluemax · Answer

Well, assuming I knew that my sister, nieces, and friends would return in 24 hours, i would go about my day as I would any other.

If I *didn't* know that the aforementioned people would return in 24 hours, then I would be heartbroken and mourn their loss. When they did return, I would rejoice that the people I love are safe.

If they never returned, I would mourn the loss of my loved ones, then shoulder on with life as before.

JamesDiaz11 · Answer

The same thing I do on any normal day- wake up, make coffee, drink 5-10 cups, do some work, go to the gym, go home/ shower/ get ready, do some work, take a nap, do some more work, go for a run, watch youtube/ read a book, watch Netflix, then go to bed.

BrickBiggems · Answer

Be very, very bord. What's the fun of setting things on fire, dangerously Jerry rigging things and playing with dangerous tools if there's no one there to tell you that your being stupid?
Actually I take it back, I wouldn't be bord. I'd probably accidentally kill myself.

(Ps: gasoline and matches are best used in moderation... If you can't run fast)

Rania05 · Answer

They can take care for 24 hours, guys aren't this hopeless. Just worried about special circumstanced ones like disabled or mental patients would do.

5 days would be enough to get some men to cry for women to return though, lol 😆

Aerissa_Jade · Answer

They'd complain about how hard it is to get a woman, without noticing there isn't any. KIDDING and being sarcastic.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

24 hours is a little short to REALLY enjoy it :D

I would (your suggestion) put on ugly blue-ish underwear, and organize a good evening barbecue with my best buddies. Beers, steaks, dirty jokes all night.

Reality will return soon enough, heh heh.

Anonymous · Answer

Since I live with my family (mother and sisters), I should cook for myself (if they don't left me something to eat).
And next... nothing, everything should be fine until the next day.
Oh, I also should work less, 'cause most of my customers are womans.

Roseboy · Answer

well ill be pretty lonely since most of my friends are women

and most of my teachers are too so i won't be getting much done if its a school day

but otherwise not loads will be different

oh we may need to cancel our weekly dnd sessions too

Staximus · Answer

I sit in my house all week until I have to go back to work, so it wouldn't really matter to me. It might start WW3 if it was for a year, though. Without women us idiot men would eventually exterminate ourselves and turn the world into fire, smoke, and ashes.

lightbulb27 · Answer

Eat peanut butter and jelly for dinner and wander around aimlessly

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

Nothing different from what I usually do. If I were in the middle of spending time with a special someone then I’d be very irritated since I rarely get to see her anymore. Back in 2016 I got to see her once a week most of the time then but now once a month at most. Hopefully the very limited advantages of adulthood can change that…

abc3643 · Answer

Celebrate not being yelled at. Get more sleep. Eat raw meat without scorn. Watch sports without guilt. Count the money in my wallet that I saved that day. I could go on and on for hours...

exitseven · Answer

watch tv in my underwear and scratch myself in all the right places.

jcjj1991 · Answer

I'd probably stop holding in my farts. I always look around before swearing since women seem offended by it at work. So I would not need to look around before swearing. I could talk openly about girls I've dated without being accused of something.

RobT312 · Answer

I’d like to go to an all guy pool party and see how many dudes get adventurous

KrakenAttackin · Answer

Nothing would change for most men. We would still have to work, fix things, and keep moving. Perhaps we would enjoy less nagging or irrational emotions.

ShadezMcgee · Answer

Not much outside the routine I do when not around my girlfriend. Workout, read, write, get some taks done, be productive, watch the game and toss a few beers back with the guys.

NathanDavis · Answer

I would have to be quite desperate for me to let that be any sort of issue... lol it's just one day...

MTC29 · Answer

I imagine that every guy on the planet- just like those guys, would walk around in our underwear.

Anonymous · Answer

Nothing would change, I'd still earn a living doing my job..

Women tried to do thst a few years ago, they attempted to go on strike for a day, and literally nothing happened. If on the other hand, men went on strike, the world would come to a grinding halt.

FriendlyDrugDealer · Answer

For 24 hours? As long as they’re safe and will be returned unharmed within a day? I’d just have a normal day and do what I would normally do

Ill_made_Knight · Answer

The answer to the question relies heavily on the answer to the question: Will the guys be aware that it's only going to be 24 hours? If yes, then nothing really changes... it's one day

Faith18letsgo · Answer

If I was the only woman in the world for one day I would take my brother in my moms car up to my grandpas very remote house and wait it out there.

gs1991 · Answer

It would be great if women were wiped out forever. The world would be a more fun and interesting place without any women. Men would find fun and exciting ways to pleasure themselves sexually through sex machines, robots and milking machines.

Women are a scourge on society and evil. I believe Elliot Rodger was right, they should all be rounded up in concentration camps.

jhl_x · Answer

I still have to work, study and exercise. Like any day, I still have access to the internet, so porn will still be there. It'd certainly be a tough and messy day, but I just get through it.

Bmories99 · Answer

Somethings would change some guys will be grumpy because no women. Some will die because let's face it no women. Some will find other things to compete for. Some men are content with who they are and things wouldn't change much for them.

Gremlinimo · Answer

I wouldn't put on a pair of blue cotton boxer shorts... wtf? I'd look after myself for 24 hours, as i usually do, and have a nice meal ready for when my girlfriend got back.

AviatorTom · Answer

I'd do whatever I want. No woman to yell at me.

IAteTwoFullHams · Answer

I would put on a pair of blue cotton boxer briefs, drink a twelve pack of beer, and write a pop-punk song anout peeing in the backyard.

Miristheiss · Answer

Nothing.  Go to work and have a normal day. There just wouldn't be a wife when I got home. It would be a quiet night. No nagging lol.

DermalPunch · Answer

I think they would not even notice and when we all showed back up again they would be like oh, where were you?

ethanallen · Answer

Observe a precipitous fall in GDP. (This will only be understood by a few men on this site)

CasaNorba · Answer

I would worry less about getting into a car accident, save more money now that strip clubs won't be running, and pretty sure every thing else will be the same

Reaper1985 · Answer

I've been single and living alone for nearly 5 years. other then not having to deal with women at work for a day. it would be like any normal day off work for me really.

Abchahaha · Answer

Well, I assume most people will be busy as hell because the population suddenly drop to half and everyone would be in a panic stage.

Be3Bee · Answer

Like if they all suddenly disappeared? Probably would have died in a bus crash since majority of bus drivers around my area are female.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I’d fully express everything i’ve had to bottle up for the last 35 years without fear of marginalization.

Fireguy17 · Answer

just 24 hours, I would be just fine, even if it was longer I would still be fine.

TheoPfeifle · Answer

Enjoy the silence! (I'm kidding) Probably nothing different, honestly. Eat, work, play guitar, hike, medicate, meditate, shower, chores, sleep... Same old daily stuff.

RealDaveThomas · Answer

shoot myself while i can't stand living with women i also couldn't stand living without them

Boldy_Erin · Answer

I don't know to say this without just saying it so here goes... what is up with the guy in the middle?

Sixgunsound · Answer

I’d be very worried about where my daughters are.

DannyUk2017 · Answer

PARTY THE FK OUT! Woukl be no moaning, shouting, crying about stuff... yyy.. haaaa...🤣🤣🤣

Adam1978 · Answer

I might not even notice it. I don't think anything would change, 24 hours is too short time.

PolyGamer · Answer

I'd go play some video games and later on have a fap to help me sleep. 😎

Anonymous · Answer

I’d be very concerned and worried about things not descending into total anarchy. Essentially what the question is asking is what would we do with half the world’s population removed. So fewer doctors, pilots, paramedics etc.

FinalFantasyBro · Answer

Realistically wouldn't change as much except I would be nude around my house until my dad comes back.

-Asca- · Answer

Women don’t really prevent me from doing anything so I probably wouldn’t do anything out of the ordinary.

TickleMe4ForFun · Answer

Have every guy break into sex shops, steal all the dildos and vibrators... then burn them in a huge bonfire as we all drank beer and sang Viking songs!!! 😎

JDavid25 · Answer

Same thing I do everyday with the exception of a few things.. It would mostly be the same..

Crafteroon · Answer

Probably check on my neighbor, see that her dog gets fed.

Straight2thepoint · Answer

Make a bunch of laws that prohibited and makes it illegal to ware makeup, drive in the road, to ask for the manager... lol

bolverk · Answer

Carry on with my life as I'm not in a relationship ATM. But I'd be wondering what my sisters were up to.

litty · Answer

If it wasn't for calling my bride to be, then I likely would not have known women weren't there, since I'm in my place all day..

love_conquers_lust · Answer

Wait it out working on something. I imagine many would walk around like the guy on the far left. “What the heck happened?”

VaasMontenegro · Answer

A day without feminism? That calls for celebration🎉🎊🎉

Revenant_Titan · Answer

Probably the same thing I usually do, game it up on my Xbox and go about my day as usual.

DOGU8585 · Answer

ı Play playstation until the girls exist again and start begging me to be their lover

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