He says I'm like a toe, what does he mean?

[purplepoppy]

This guy says "you remind me of my little toe." I asked him if it was because I'm small and cute and he said "no it's because I'll probably bang you on the table later when I'm pissed."

What he mean by that?

[AviatorTom]

This is a British saying. Literal translation is "I'll probably f*ck you on the table when I'm drunk." (Maybe he's number 38?) 😎

The word "pissed" has totally different meanings between British and American English:

British - pissed means drunk, drank too much alcohol

American - pissed means angry, very upset

[purplepoppy]

It means both in British English. I was pissed off with him or I got pissed last night.

[AviatorTom]

I know never to argue with you... but the saying sounds so much better when "pissed" means "drunk" 😉

[wallyworld12]

It's one of those lines you can find on the internet. The man was trying to be funny. He added "when I'm pissed" to add to it. Sounds a little violent if you ask me. That's not the line 🤣 does he have anger issues or does he really not like his pinky toe. So basically he always bangs his toe when he is pissed. Hmmm hammer time. Be a good woman and bang it for him so he doesn't have to 🤣 ohhh okay.. now I'm violent.. hmmmmm

[Agape93]

Why are you trying to add me?

[wallyworld12]

That is a good question, that a lot of people don't ask. I imagine a person that comments to purely say they don't know something is self aware. I'm guessing that you might have good questions or good answers. I Followed partly out of curiosity... You admitted you don't know to a toe stumping comment.. so I'm assuming you aren't a toe stomper. Which means you aren't violent. I like that in a person ha. Hmmm.. I add people though. It's not a crazy phenomina for me. The fact that you asked infers that you care who follows and are selective. Respect.

[Agape93]

That was a joke with poppy, playing off her own joke. Also, what on earth makes you think im. non violent?

Respect appreciated

[wallyworld12]

Poppy was a wild child. Creation is in her veins and the minions in her head are always working overtime. Those poor teachers who tried to hammer in concrete facts inside little poppies head. 🤣.. and her classmates wonder why their teachers always went bald after.

Your name is agape. I know what that means and I like surprise and wonder. Anything is on the table. Maybe you are violent. Maybe I need to start a non profit protection charity to protect them from agape. Start a little agape army. At least you appreciate things.

[wallyworld12]

Are you related to Leroy Brown?

[Agape93]

Who?

[wallyworld12]

Bad bad Leroy Brown baddest man in the whole damn town. Badder than old king Kong meaner than a junkyard dog. It's a song

[wallyworld12]

Youve never heard it 😱 we can't talk anymore lol

[FilmGuy93]

For the amount you claim to have been railed this year alone, I have a tough time believing you don't already know,

[Smoothing]

He could be saying it some what literally, or it could be an innuendo. If it was literally, then you might have been getting on his nerves at the time. If it was an innuendo them he ommited the carmel part. Which could be he was referring to his ex.

Never the less. When in doubt, take things literally.

[NathanDavis]

I actually got a purple little toe last year...

don't know how but someone did move my half-a-ton-table just one centimeter off and didn't have the courtesy to let me know about it

[Jaximus-Lion]

I really, REALLY want to meet you in person, your humor is amazing and i think we could be good friends 🥰

[Havthrills]

It means that the table needs to be moved to the side a little. He needs your body between him and the table to move it. Just a few thrusts probably.

[Apraxia]

The punchline I’ve heard is I’d smash you on everything around the house

[Oigit]

Don't get him angry because he might slam you on the table? Honestly I have no damn idea.

[Andres77]

He wants to bang you on every piece of furniture in his still at apartment

[Andres77]

*in his apartment

[hafinjun]

Wasn't it a week ago Friday while Leroy was playing with dice...

[bigpauly]

I can’t say for sure but I wouldn’t be surprised if he proposes to you soon.

[Agape93]

Oh my, I have no idea!

[Msputiton]

I think you made him mad😳

[Pete671]

best chat-up line ever!!!

[mayur1598]

Haha thats fanny...

[Jamie05rhs]

Lmfao