Last time you were a dominant alpha male and had Jesus sharpening his spear out of jelousy?

[Spiritofn]

[Blackcupcake]

@NathanDavis tell us…

[NathanDavis]

funny that you ask... since tomorrow marks the millionyearversary of this event...

as you might have heard from some folks... around 69 million years ago, there was an asteroid that hit the earth and ALMOST eliminated all lively life on this earth

well, I was napping that day... and what folks won't tell you is that there was not just one asteroid but three of then in fact, and the first one only hit because I was napping, I sensed it coming but i was like meh, probably just another of those pterodactyl sized mosquitoes but no, it was one of the asteroids, first one obviously so yeah... that ended up my nap and a few million species as well, so, naturally... I was bit pissed off

as soon as I got up I saw the second asteroid coming but, I just fly-kicked it all away onto oblivion... but I was still half-asleep because I had not had my coldest shower yet and also the earth was really messed up and that was kind of a distraction too so I ended up falling on the sand, by the beach, the coast, I just chuckled and then I got up after a couple of seconds and the moment I got up I started to sneeze really bad and I think!!! one of those sneezes of mine, destroyed the third asteroid that was coming our way which is why the moon does have that aesthetic pattern you can see on it today

so yeah, tomorrow... happy millionyearversary in advance

[Blackcupcake]

@NathanDavis wow… I’m very much impressed and at awe… happy millionyearversary to you too😍

[NathanDavis]

impressive? that was just a rocky start one morning, lol... as an alpha, you don't even have to try

[Blackcupcake]

oh sorry… I just don’t know what it’s like since I only eat salads and rely on alphas like you

[NathanDavis]

it's okay... that's how we roll

[Blackcupcake]

thanks mr

[NathanDavis]

most welcome MissCupcake

[Blackcupcake]

[NathanDavis]