Just took a gaseous monster sht…think the wife heard me?

[OddBeMe]

I did go to the guest bathroom and turned on the little fan on the ceiling. You guys use those?

She heard

Eat some greens, buddy

[SixOfClubs]

Lol. Marriage means being one body. One meat. One mind. One heart. One ass. So you don't need to be ashamed of her because of the functions of your body.

[OddBeMe]

Married 15 years and like to keep the mystery alive….

[SixOfClubs]

Then I hope your little fan on the ceiling has helped you keep your mystery

[OddBeMe]

That’s what I need to know…and kinda don’t want to know. Keep the mystery a mystery for “our mystery”. Lol

[Anonymous]

Why are you worried that she hear you in the WC?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[OddBeMe]

Because the mystic will be gone! And was gonna try for sex when she woke up.

[CaptainSmartass]

She may have done. On the other hand, she could have smelt it first.

Simples...

[OddBeMe]

But but, I turned that little fan on on the cieling….

[CaptainSmartass]

Yeah, I suppose that helped. You should also spray air freshener in there, just to be safe. You don't want to be blamed for any nasty smells...

[OddBeMe]

My shit don’t stink. You should know that!

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Lmao. She's probably smelled worse from you.

[Guy13]

Don't fall in the toilet.

[Sevenpointfive]

if she didn't she sure as shit smelt it