Etiquette in men's restroom?

[Anonymous]

I've heard conflicting information, so what has your experience been? What do you consider normal behavior when using a public restroom?

[Effably]

Have to be more specific mate. Are there etiquette rules? Absolutely.

What are they? Really depends on what we're talking about.
Urinals are half a paper on their own. But basically don't look, be one or more steps away while also as such that a new guy will never be forced to be next to anyone.

Do wash your hands. Don't be an ass. Most rules are self-explanatory you know.

[spartan55]

Eyes forward at ALL TIMES when using the urinal. Don't talk. Just. Don't. Finish your business, wash your hands, and gtfot.

[ImalwaysrightOK]

This is obvious. Eyes forward, never initiate conversation except for one word grunts. Only acceptable convo is sports at the urinal.

[spartan55]

I would like to amend your rules a tad. Acceptable conversation is sports, HOWEVER you must be at a live sporting event, preferably the team you discussing.

[ImalwaysrightOK]

@spartan55 👍

[Anonymous]

Sorry "bro", but a man would know the answer to this question.

[Asker]

Hello fellow anon. Yeah I should know from growing up using them, which would be so much easier wouldn't it? But my parents went and decided to raise me like a daughter so now i have to do things that hard way.

[Opinion Owner]

Soooo... you parents forced you to use women's bathrooms? What about in school? Did you use the girls rooms?

[Asker]

Homeschooled :/

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah I'm calling bullshit again. Parents who homeschool their kids are NOT the type who would raise a boy as a girl.

[Asker]

Oh? So how many parents do you know who have raised a boy as a girl?

[Opinion Owner]

None

[Asker]

That's what I thought.

[Opinion Owner]

I also don't know anyone who has won the lottery or been struck by lightning. Because like parents who raise their boy as a girl, those things are as rare as a purple snowflake. And those rare parents who are fucked up enough to do it are not the type who believe in homeschooling. So yeah, your entire story here is clearly fiction.

[Asker]

Obviously it's rare. But you have no basis to claim "those rare parents who are fucked up enough to do it are not the type who believe in homeschooling." Have you ever in your life thought that maybe you're not the expert in a given scenario?

[Opinion Owner]

Nope, I'm no expert in the subject of parents who are fucked up enough to raise their boy as a girl, but I do know a lot about homeschooling and I know a lot of families who homeschool, and they all share similar political and social beliefs. And trust me, the kind of people who would raise a boy as a girl is exactly what they are trying to avoid by not putting their children in public schools.

But regardless, what I am quite good at is sniffing out bullshit stories online, and this one has all the right smells.

[Asker]

Sure

[Opinion Owner]

Yeup