Do these people have crushes on me or am I just very attractive?

[Anonymous]

I was at a restaurant today and I noticed this one cute waiter would keep looking away immediately whenever I looked at him.

Another one asked me a question I answered, and he went away winking at me and smiling (I said I didn't need help, he said okay and proceeded to do that).

[Fireguy17]

you probably had something stuck on your teeth and he was afraid he would start laughing when he looked at you, so he had to look away.

[Asker]

I know you’re just being an a-hole but I genuinely wonder sometimes why guys act strangely around me

[Fireguy17]

It is quite possible that you do not give off a friendly vibe that say approach me.
I've been around a long time and that has been going on way before my time.
You see it all the time, girls/women are all about "look at me, I'm so pretty", aren't I pretty but bring nothing else to the table.
Their personality, how they interact act with the people around them, many are very narcissistic, not gregarious at all, present others with really bad body language, and people can sense that and will keep on walking by.
Not saying that you resemble a car, but it is like guys when they see a nice shiny car, fancy paint job, all pretty, with a big puddle of oil under it and smoke coming out from under the hood so they keep walking on by.
Or back to the piece of spinach hanging off of your Incisors.
I've never met you nor I ever will but just based on past experiences in life, classes and a degree in human behavior amongst other degrees, those would be my top guesses.