Which of these should cost a man his "man card"?

[OtterMan68]

Not being able to man the grill

not being able to change a tire or jump-start a car

Prefers glamping to camping

wears make-up or women's clothes

all of the above

[Flatmanlewis]

I know some amazing cooks that prefer the kitchen to the grille so I’m kinda lenient in that area.
Glamping is the ONLY way I would ever get my woman to ‘camp’ so it’s a compromise I make to get her out hiking and doing outdoor things I love so she can end the day with a shower, bed, and some assurance that whatever wild animal undoubtedly wants to attack her somehow won’t. Personally I backpack with friends or solo a few times a year so that’s just for her.


As for wearing makeup and women’s clothing -
This is about as complete as a man-card violation can possibly be. Total card revocation.

[Lliam]

For sure wearing makeup or women's clothes, and not being able to change a tire or jump start a car.

[Lliam]

Thanks for the MHO, OtterMan.

[NamerOfStars]

None of them- knowledge is specialized and fashion is just fashion. The only thing that marks you as truly not a man is to look at this picture:

and NOT feeling a desire, however fleeting, to learn what every single one of those buttons and switches does, and hit three or four of them every time you get into the car. If you have so little of masculinity that you can't even muster THAT level of curiosity and desire to grok complex mechanical devices, then while you may not be a woman, you aren't a man.

Note to concerned women who DO feel that desire: don't worry. You're half male on your father's side; it's only natural you'd pick some of it up. And any man who thinks less of you because you want to be able to operate a space shuttle isn't worth impressing.

[spartan55]

I went with ALL OF THE ABOVE, although I don't think the glamping thing is that big of a transgression.

[Anonymous]

I'd say all of the above for the most part. I don't see anything wrong with "glamping", so long as he's still able to camp without whining like a little b****. Nothing wrong with enjoying creature comforts.

[NathanDavis]

likes Nickelback...

[Anonymous]

Prefers glamping over camping.

[Astarlessnightsky]

none of them above.