Guys, if you had one night alone with Kim Kardashian, and anything goes, what would you do?

[Anonymous]

Make her my bondage bitch

Spank and fuck that famous ass

Let her decide

Just have a nice romantic dinner and chat

Play Strip Trivial Pursuit

Hate-fuck her

Other

Updates

+1 y

surprised how few men want to do her

[MisterWack]

Other: NONE, I don’t want to see her or talk to her or whatever with her… Maybe make her get a stern talking down or complain about her show / actions to her face, other than that… Nothing. I wouldn’t slap her or date her or whatever. That is all.

[handsomelad70]

Would merely being in Kim Kardashian's presence for more than five minutes give you at least one STD?

[MisterWack]

@handsomelad70 Well medically / scientifically… No however being with her for more than 5 minutes will make men like us feel like we have at least ALL STDs lol

[handsomelad70]

That's for darn sure !!!

[MisterWack]

@handsomelad70

Although I found the poll options funny, “bondage bitch” 🤣🤣🤣

[handsomelad70]

"BB?" Not for me !!!

[MisterWack]

@handsomelad70
Tbh I’m into putting women in bondage consensually with established trust. I wouldn’t do that with a Kardashian though…

[handsomelad70]

I hope not.

[HawkPerception]

Not my type at all. Fake everything, excessive makeup, shallow, and low IQ. Thing is though... I'd honestly still hate-fuck her 😂 Probably do all the things mentioned in your options 😂

[AviatorTom]

I'd make a date with her, then stand her up... and go watch a baseball game 😎

[AviatorTom]

Per your update... why are you surprised? She is as far from the ideal woman as one can get.

[Asker]

I thought more guys were into women with huge butts. seems to be the in-thing today: Cardi B, Ice Spice, Nicky Minaj, Bebe Rexha, and all the Brazillian butt lifts and twerkings

[Trevelyan88]

Have her donate as much as possible to charity, and film a instagram post, where she encourages her fans to donate aswell.

[TomBuchanan]

Nothing there worth having.
I wouldn't let that mudshark cook my dinner.

[DarkLegacy]

Get out of there a quickly as i can. This is the stuff that nightmares are made of. She is a awful person i do not find her attractive. What makes you think that a lot of men would want to be with her.

[patois]

We'd go bank hopping and withdraw all her money and I'd leave her destitute...

[RedInnocent69]

Oh I’d definitely fuck her. But I would start with a nice dinner and chat. I’d want to get to know her, so that maybe, just maybe, it wouldn’t be hate fucking.

[DrPepper12]

Make her a scrub every toilet, vacuum every room, clean windows, mow the lawn, mop the floors... You get the idea...

[OddBeMe]

Quiz her about how she became a billionaire after her sex tape leaked.

[Chazmatazz269]

I’d leave. I don’t fuck pigs. I’m not going to start with her.

[Dongie]

Other I say. Turning her down would be epic considering most guys, like 85% think that's hot. Her personality alone turns me off not to mention all that cheese.

[Fireguy17]

tell her I had to go to the bathroom and leave.
I would not be interested in her at all.

[JacobJordan]

Other: leave she is disgusting and I don't wish to degrade myself by consorting with trash

[SotiCoto]

Not be there. I've got better things to do with my life... like sleep... and eat...

[ChicoFromThe305]

She would give me all her money

[abc3643]

Ask for to pay off my debts.

[kiki54872]

Ohh fuck.

Holy ass

I love to fuck her for full night.

[LiamJHayden]

Go home. I am not interested in her.

[elaphe]

I would take her to counseling.

[Paul_in_Indy]

Walk out the door

[Anonymous]

Go to the wrestling matches, WWE

[noohair]

Not my type at all. Yuck...

[handsomelad70]

Tell her to stop being trash !!!

[Anonymous]

I'd unload on her face.

[Anonymous]

Take all her money

[mickeysmonkey]

Leave