Fellas, Woman or Tree?

[Steelcore5280]

This is a question for the fellas:

When it comes to expressing your vulnerabilities to either a woman or a tree, which would you pick and why?

I'd personally pick the tree, since it won't use my vulnerabilities and my emotions against me in a fight. Neither will it tell explicit and personal details to others it calls its friends.

But enough about me, guys. What about you?

Pick the Woman

Pick the Tree

[HelpfulWoman]

This ain't the gotcha moment you're after. Since its obviously a triggered response over the "man or bear" question.

EVERYONE should pick the tree. Exactly for the reason you've said. We don't even need a statistic for how much the tree would misuse the information.

Although, if you were truly going for being impartial and decent, the question should have been "Which would you rather randomly run into in the woods, a tree or a woman". the answer for any person with a iq above 0 would be the tree.

[DishLady]

You know, not all women are like that. It’s always so irritating to see misogynists run wild on G@G.


Many guys are actually like that, but you target women for some reason… probably because of one woman you chose poorly.


So talk to the tree since that’s your emotional and intellectual bandwidth. The tree won’t tell you how ridiculous you’re being.

[Angelo75]

Well... that's a good way to filter who is really worth spending the rest of your life with.

I'd show the vulnerability to the woman that I "think" I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with. Ofcourse not every little vulnerability.
Then I just observe how she handles it. If she tries to use it against me... time to cut loose and run.
If she supports me, she's a keeper.

[BoopBoopBeep]

Dude that's a totally unfair question. A tree will still be there long afterwards. Unfair advantage. Make it like a sapling or a small bush with some sort of blight or like a weed in the neighbor's garden while they're on vacation or something.

[normalice]

Depends on the woman. Some women like to exploit just as some men do. But that's not a majority. Usually, if you try to spill your grievances on a random woman she will just try to ignore you in much the same way a random man would, but with a slight tinge of fear that you might get violent if you think you're not getting enough attention.

[BetaBucks]

A woman sharing her vulnerabilities and emotions creates a bond in a relationship.

A man sharing his vulnerability and emotions creates a rift in a relationship.

Men, if you fall for the "share your emotions" test, a woman will always see you as weak and will be forced to swallow other dudes out of survival instinct. But, communicating that you're scared to share your emotions, has the same results. Just be stoic, confident and happy. Show stability and strength.

[worldscolide]

Tree, because a tree won't use what you say against you to hurt you in the future.

In reality though, I find women that choose the bear, both obnoxious and stupid because they are literally saying that they are condemning all men, for the acts of less than 1%. And I feel the same about men who choose the tree.

[MisterWack]

Damn the sexist morons strike again.
They’d rather hug a tree than deal with women in general.

I support Women’s Rights & LGBTQ+ , please don’t take this moron as the majority. We are decent and loving people, these loud mouths aren’t.

[loveslongnails]

Never tell a woman you're in a relationship with all your vulnerable spots. If she doesn't, or can't figure them out, all the better. This was one of life's easier lessons to learn for me - it only took one time! LOL

[Apple1996]

Everyone would pick tree because it's difficult to be vulnerable and open up to someone

[BetaBucks]

Exactly. Just like men and women would both choose the man/woman. No one actually wants to be alone with a bear. These are just questions to flame the fires of the gender war. Completely unproductive.

[Apple1996]

@BetaBucks me and my husband would both choose bear lol

[BetaBucks]

Lmfao well, there's no law against being suicidal, I guess.

[Apple1996]

@BetaBucks some of us just like nature

[BetaBucks]

Hahaha well, you don't get to enjoy it anymore when you're mauled to death

[RavVid]

The tree will listen without diverting onto their problems.

[handsomelad70]

But probably NOT a black woman, most of whom believe a black man who expresses vulnerability is weak or even gay.

[DaBiggestBird]

A tree. They are probably the closest to being divine beings

[Pterodon]

I said the woman but it has to be the right woman because she can give me feedback and support

[PrettyCrumblBb]

That woman looks like a bro.

Cute dog by the way.

[msc545]

The tree. Confodential and safe. Women are NOT safe at all.

[KrakenAttackin]

Tree, all day, every day.

[dolemite58]

Trees are less bitchy than women are 🤔