I'll pick the woman because I'm actually not scared of bears. Women are more challenging. This is a compliment lol. Not a slight

Hmmm.. Let me think:- Woman Bear

I'd choose a woman even if she was an amazoness warrior that could easily kill me. Humans are more trustworthy than wild animals. Women that chose the bear over a man are absolutely lost and unrealistic in this society.

Bear, for sure! I’ve gone LOOKING for bears and didn’t find any! Ell oh ell! I was in Lake Tahoe last year during the salmon run. Saw lots of bear aftermath and met half a dozen people who saw bears and got great pics! Didn’t see one myself. 🥺😢😭 My dad grew up in an area with lots of black bears. Said he never saw one unless his brother was around. His brother saw them all the time! They called him a “bear magnet”. Apparently i got bear repellent in my DNA from my dad. Ell oh ell!

The Bear. You know exactly what to expect from the bear, and there's zero chance if you survive that it'll sue you ten years later because you touched it in an inappropriate way with hindsight...

Woman, unless she bossed me around. Then I would call the bear to meet her.

At least if I encounter a woman, we can have a conversation. All a bear does is roar.

Before that I'd like to know why you blocked me before lol😂. If you remember it

A woman. anyone who has unexpectedly run into an adult bear would probably answer the same way.

I don't know they’re both pretty ferocious 🤣

Would rather a woman but not like that photo shows. Maybe a naked wood nymph?

Men, who would you choose to encounter in the woods: A bear or a Woman?

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Friendlybro79 Follow
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I'll pick the woman because I'm actually not scared of bears. Women are more challenging. This is a compliment lol. Not a slight

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- dustybiker2
  
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  Nice.
  
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- HawkPerception
  
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  Based on what you said just now, you would choose the bear, not the woman.
  
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- Friendlybro79
  
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  @HawkPerception Based on what I said I'm asking for a challenge... in the woods. Or better yet I answered a non serious question and answering it to be goofy. I think you might be taking this to seriously lol
  
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- HawkPerception
  
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  @Friendlybro79 Not taking it seriously at all. Just didn't pick up your meaning based on your context and thought you mixed it up 😂
  
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- Friendlybro79
  
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  @HawkPerception it's all good. I had to reread what I wrote myself a few times because I was like wait... what did I say? Lol.
  
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TommyMountainFigure Follow
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Hmmm.. Let me think:-
Woman
Bear

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- dustybiker2
  
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  😳Whoa... hey now... 🤣
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  Whaaaaa DB, lmao You didn't stipulate which woman or which bear :P
  
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- dustybiker2
  
  +1 y
  Mental note to pass fine print past the local solicitor next time.
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  Damn my lateral thinking!!! (He says whilst looking in directory for a good Teddy Bear Lawyer)
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  :)))))) Ok ok ok you picked the lawyer.. I'll pick the Jury
  
  Dam damn I d/l it but I can't paste it.. grrrrrrr
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Sir... you leave me the judge!
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  I think DB the ruling is final then. It has to be 'the bear'!
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Agreed. 🔨
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  :D >:D<
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  Thank you for MHO DB, and also for a recap of ^^^^^^^^ I do enjoy silliness :D
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  🍻 A worthy response, sir.
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  Why thank you Milady, and thank you for the bear, I mean beer!
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  A frothy unbare beer. End being punny.
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  I'm going to HAVE to stop then, I wouldn't want it being unBEERable OK OK Ill shush lol
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  lol There does seem to be an unBearable supply of bear puns.
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  And beer too
  
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- TommyMountainFigure
  
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  >:D< lol
  
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I'd choose a woman even if she was an amazoness warrior that could easily kill me. Humans are more trustworthy than wild animals.

Women that chose the bear over a man are absolutely lost and unrealistic in this society.

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- dustybiker2
  
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  Interesting
  
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Bear, for sure! I’ve gone LOOKING for bears and didn’t find any! Ell oh ell! I was in Lake Tahoe last year during the salmon run. Saw lots of bear aftermath and met half a dozen people who saw bears and got great pics! Didn’t see one myself.
🥺😢😭
My dad grew up in an area with lots of black bears. Said he never saw one unless his brother was around. His brother saw them all the time! They called him a “bear magnet”. Apparently i got bear repellent in my DNA from my dad. Ell oh ell!

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DJB72 Follow
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The Bear. You know exactly what to expect from the bear, and there's zero chance if you survive that it'll sue you ten years later because you touched it in an inappropriate way with hindsight...

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- dustybiker2
  
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  I appreciate your response.
  
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- DJB72
  
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  Ten years ago I'd have picked the woman...
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Times have changed.
  
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- DJB72
  
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  Not necessarily for the better.
  
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spartan55 Follow
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Woman, unless she bossed me around. Then I would call the bear to meet her.

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- dustybiker2
  
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  Dinner
  
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Wiredone Follow
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At least if I encounter a woman, we can have a conversation. All a bear does is roar.

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- dustybiker2
  
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  They hug, too.
  
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- Wiredone
  
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  Yes I like hugs from women
  
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Tstrbrainer Follow
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668 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.

Before that I'd like to know why you blocked me before lol😂. If you remember it

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- dustybiker2
  
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  You were annoying me. 😂
  
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- Tstrbrainer
  
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  We weren't even messaging.
  I do remember hitting on you few times 😉
  
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LiamJHayden Follow
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A woman. anyone who has unexpectedly run into an adult bear would probably answer the same way.

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dolemite58 Follow
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I don't know they’re both pretty ferocious 🤣

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Sharkstealth Follow
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Would rather a woman but not like that photo shows. Maybe a naked wood nymph?

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FunkyMonkee Follow
Master Age: 58

+1 y
2.2K opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.

A bare woman.

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- dustybiker2
  
  +1 y
  Sneaky
  
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- FunkyMonkee
  
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  That's me!
  
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Yannae Follow
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361 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.

The woman. People voting for a bear, that's crazy.

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DrPepper12 Follow
Master Age: 53

+1 y
840 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.

I'm not into gay hairy men... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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- Chazmatazz269
  
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  Have you ever tried one? Ell oh ell!
  
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worldscolide Follow
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A woman. A bear can't be reasoned with.

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ChicoFromThe305 Follow
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A woman cause a bear would kill me

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Miah04 Follow
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😂😂😂

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- dustybiker2
  
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  What? 😏
  
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- Miah04
  
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  This was all over social media but opposite
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Yeah @abc3643 posted a great copy/pasted reply about an original version. It's on a recent live Q. I'll have to dig to find it.
  
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- dustybiker2
  
  +1 y
  It's in here.
  Not even sure what that Q is highlighted it just a long, bitter, rant. lol
  
  Why are men acting like we are delusional because we chose bears? They have been mistreating us for centuries and still act like vicitms. ↗
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  And I clearly can't straight talk today. Time for breakfast.
  
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- abc3643
  
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  Why are men acting like we are delusional because we chose bears? They have been mistreating us for centuries and still act like vicitms. ↗
  
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Wise4myage Follow
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A woman, unless she was crazy!

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sirderpsalot123 Follow
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A woman lol

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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  I only liked this for the picture lol
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Not to support me?
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  I guess that to lol I am tired of seeing this question tho
  
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- dustybiker2
  
  +1 y
  I just wanted to give men the opportunity to answer it their way. Fair is fair.
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  I guess lol
  
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you_asked Follow
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656 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.

A bear naked woman obviously

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- Chazmatazz269
  
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  I see what you did there!
  
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Fuentes Follow
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Hopefully she's dtf

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- avery58
  
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  @Fuentes Even if she's a Sadako looking ghost?
  
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- Fuentes
  
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  @avery58 I'll still smash lol
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Fuentes leave my ghost woman alone 😂 Unless she's down. Then whatever.
  
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The_Sexpert Follow
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Woman of course

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- The_Sexpert
  
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  Well it doesn't matter anyway if I have my gun with me in the woods
  
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A woman ofc

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A woman

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