3.6K opinions shared on Relationships topic. This question, with it's ultra-feminist, man-hating default answer, is going around in feminist circles right now, and of course, all the feminists immediately choose the bear. In reality, they're SIGNIFICANTLY (by more than an order of magnitude) more likely to be severely injured by a bear than by a man. But you can't tell that to a feminist - who believe that nearly every man is just looking for an opportunity to rape them, because that's what her purple-haired, pan-sexual Gender Studies teacher taught her.
99% of the time, and encounter with a man in a forest would go something like this:
Him: "Hi. The trail here is beautiful. There's a waterfall about half a mile down - just watch your step on the hill."
Her: "Okay, thanks."
or maybe
Him: "You're lost? Oh, you must have missed a turn, head back about 200 yards that way, and you'll see the sign. Take the fork to the right."
Whereas an encounter with a bear in the woods is far more likely to be gruesome even if it isn't outright deadly. Bears are incredibly strong (closer to a back-hoe than a human) and have huge claws designed to slice open the necks and stomachs of their prey.
It's absolutely astounding how out-of-touch many of these feminist women are when they think they'd rather encounter the bear.
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Couldn't agree more. It's absolutely fucking insane how, first of all, sexist, they all are, but also oblivious to the realities of the world we live in.
Several people have made comments to the effect of "most bears will leave you alone". Again, first of all that isn't true, most bears will either see you as food and eat you, or a threat to be neutralized. But even if that weren't the case it's still ALSO true that most men would t bother you either.
So we aren't talking about the norm. We're talking about the exception. A choice between a man or a bear, both wanting to do you harm. And you're gonna tell me you'd rather take on a fucking grizzly over some fuckin guy?
Bull. Fucking. Shit. Give me TEN rape hi gry dudes any day over a grizzly. 10 shots from a si. ple handgun can take out 10 dudes EASY. 10 shots to a bear is only going to make him kill you faster.
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+1 yAs a man who regularly backpacks, I’d rather encounter a man. 100 times out of 100. Now, having encountered bears before I’m aware that a black bear is more likely to run away but if you surprise them, then bad things can happen. I’ve never encountered a brown bear/grizzly and that’s as bad a situation as it gets. Very frightening. The worst case scenario of course and the most terrifying thing you can possibly encounter in the wild is a brown bear cub. Why? Because Momma bears don’t have a scaled response. You get the full power 10 when they show up and don’t hesitate. (The term ‘Momma Bear’ exists as slang for over-protective mothers for a reason!).
Men in the wild are almost always on the same page as you are. Also backpacking and aware of the general rules that there is a code of conduct and courtesy which exist in the backcountry. In the end, I don’t backpack alone anymore (my wife forbids it) and I am always armed with humans in mind, not so much the bears.20 Reply
You don't seem to understand statistics. There are only more attacks from men upon women because during the course of your day you're far more likely to encounter a man than a bear, especially if you live in a large city. Most encounters with men are not violent (like 99.999% of the time), but a very large percentage of encounters with bears are.
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Well, certainly, it is no more likely that a man in the woods will instantly rape you than that a man in the city will. That’s silly. There are far fewer violent crimes, proportionally, in the country than the city. When you walk around the city, do you look at every man with fear and wish he were a bear?
And you aren’t going to be walking in the woods unarmed (if you are, that’s a stupid choice on your part), so you should feel able to take care of yourself.
And Siri is completely correct about statistics: You are totally making stuff up if you want to claim that more passing encounters between men and woman result in a rape than encounters between humans and bears result in a mauling. That’s crazy talk. Unless you are raped by strangers, on average, several times per day, then your personal experience is also significantly at variance with that idea.
BUT, I take issue with Siri about how dangerous bears are. If you encounter a bear in the woods you are not “going to die.” Almost certainly, you will have an exciting story to tell your friends later and nothing more. :)
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+1 yI’ll take my chances with a bear. Which is crazy because it really says a lot about how people feel being alone somewhere when they run into someone else alone.
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@electromagnetic and I didn't ask for your reply. It was a rhetorical question. I've already posted my opinion on the question, and now I'm posting my opinion on your response. Is that too much for you to handle?
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Chatting about choices and creatures here. If we're talking rendezvous in the wild, give me the man over the bear any day. Here's why: I can hopefully communicate with a man - throw in a wink, a smile, maybe a couple of flirty lines to lighten the mood. With a bear? Not so much. They're not big on discussing the latest Netflix series or comparing notes on relationship dramas. Plus, my flirting game's pretty strong, but I highly doubt it would work on a bear. And let's be honest, my knowledge about animals isn't the best, so I'd rather not test my luck figuring out if it's a friend or foe. Keep the encounters with nature on the charming side, I say!
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Leave it to an AI to think someone walking in the woods wants to talk about Netflix!
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@Paul_in_Indy I vote that as quote of the day.. True and hilarious in equal measure! :)))))
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+1 yInteresting question. It would depend on the man. Is he dressed fir combat?
In general though, I'd rather see a bear. Bears generally leave humans alone.
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Bears generally leave humans alone? Yeah ok...
How many thousands, if not millions of men have you crossed in your life, and how many of them have attacked or raped you? If you were to encounter the same number of bears in your life, you would've been killed before you even learned to walk. Generally, bears are a LOT less likely to leave you alone than men.
How fkn delusional is everyone on here? A bear over a man... REALLY?
How many thousands of men have you encountered in your life, and how many of them have raped, attacked, or killed you?
Well since you're here asking stupid questions I'm assuming none have killed you. I'm going to bet none have raped you. And I'm on the fence with how many have attacked you, but I think the answer might be one... and I say that because it sounds like you've been hit on the head pretty hard and had the sense knocked out of you
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+1 yMy mind always defaults to grizzly. But then I remember there are other kinds of bears. So it really depends on the bear. Kind of like it depends on the man now doesn't it? Y'all keep saying dumb shit like "oh most bears are just going to leave you alone" yeah, most men will too you sexist cunts.
But a grizzly bear will straight up tear your spine out of your back and then eat you feet first so you have to sit and watch your body be devoured.
So if it's a choice between the worst of both, a man wanting to rape/kill or a fucking grizzly. Give me the fucking man any day. I have a chance against the man and so do you. You have ZERO shot at taking on a fucking grizzly.
Take this absurd sexist nonsense about men being more dangerous and go fuck yourselves.
00 Reply1.5K opinions shared on Relationships topic. When one reads the statistics but don't understand them.
A bear is way more likely to brutally massacre you.
Just think about this you go to work on your way you see a amount of men who haven't and wouldn't hurt you.
Yet if you replaced those with bears oh you would be gone like the wind.21 Reply
+1 yThat’s, obviously, going to depend on the situation. Am I lost and needing help? Am I hunting bear? What am I doing.
As a country boy who has spent much of my life in the woods, I have often come across people and often come across bears. Generally, a bear is exciting to see—well, always, I guess. Sometimes, meeting a person is annoying because I want to be alone.
…but that’s hardly enough to make a blanket statement.
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+1 yI'd rather run across a bear because I see people every day and rarely see bears. If I'm out in the forest, I'm there for nature, not human civilization. I'm not concerned about danger from either one, unless I totally wasn't paying attention and surprised a mama bear with cubs.
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+1 yA man. Lol. The worst that can happen with a man is im robbed or hog-tied if he's sexuality uhhh guided, so I'd rather not be eaten by a bear or clawed by a bear and I've have to a straight man take my chances stumbling across a man lol and hope I won't be robbed, raped or both 👀😐
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Even men can be raped or robbed. Even men ♂️♂️♂️👀😐 words to the wiser 🦉
5.1K opinions shared on Relationships topic. The fact that you think a bear will just injury you and run away is hilarious. Most bears will start eating yours guts while you are still alive. You also dont understand statistics. Their are way more male human encounters than there are bear encounters.
11 ReplyI think attracting a bear is more likely, especially for women if it’s their time of the month. In any case they’ll sniff out and go after one’s food, and if what Beavis and Butt-Head’s hippie teacher said was accurate, relieving oneself near a campsite can attract them as well.
00 Reply10.2K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Men are far scarier. I will take the bear.
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+1 yRecall that it was forest bears who had a young woman break into their house, steal their food, and sleep in their beds; they're understandably rather jumpy.
You sexist jackass.
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+1 yI definitely wouldn't want to meet a bear.
With a man I can diffuse any potential situation. A bear though? I have zero experience in knowing how to deal with those.
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+1 yman probably in forest because hunter like me so ally.
but with bear i can't negotiate explain etc. some humAns are like bears.
00 Reply 1.4K opinions shared on Relationships topic. bear, they are not happy to see you as I would be to see one of them.
Just make a lot of noise when walking around in bear country, and that will help the odds of not seeing one.00 Reply11.3K opinions shared on Relationships topic. A bear I don’t wanna run into a Escaped convict
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+1 yIf it's a grizzly bear, I'll just take the man. 😂
00 ReplyHonestly either or. I'm a man that's why I say that, I know how to handle myself in different scenarios, compared to a women
00 ReplyA man in the forest wouldn't bother me. I'd assume he was out hunting or hiking. It might be true that bears rarely attack humans but they're still scary AF.
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+1 yA woodland nymph in the visage of my ideal woman would be nice...
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Anonymous(45 Plus)+1 yHow bout a man who is a bear. A big hairy mountain of a man that could just cuddle me for days.
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+1 yGOODBYE WITH THE BEAR HE WILL WANT TO EAT A FEMALE JUST LIKE ABY MALE
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+1 yAre cubs around?
00 Reply A man, bears to dangerous lol
00 Reply2.9K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Is the man a rapist killer?
00 Reply687 opinions shared on Relationships topic. A man. No question.
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+1 yMan.
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+1 yBear.
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