Were I being a jerk & you had the random power to turn me into a newspaper that magically turned into the current edition each day, what would you do?

[Thestorm42]

Which newspaper would you pick? And how long would you keep me as your free daily newspaper for? A few weeks or am I your new free subscription now? haha

[menina]

I have no idea, I don't read newspapers. How did you come up with this question? Lol

[Thestorm42]

Good natured argument with a friend after a bizarre dream lol. Guess you wouldn't transform me at all though for being a jerk? Right nice of you Menina. Haha

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Weird superpower I think. Weirder kink.

I don't read the newspaper so I guess I'd just leave you sitting there on the coffee table.

[Dongie]

Being a jerk? You could wrap the fish I sold on the corner.

[strateguy632]

Change you and keep for years.

[Thestorm42]

Years? Gasp! Why years? Lol

[IslaTheWitch]

newspapers are overrated... :D

[Thestorm42]

Haha. Transform me into a magazine or coffee table book instead then Lady Isla? =P

[IslaTheWitch]

why should I?

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

This is a really weird kink

[Greicifh]

This is too confusing

[Agape93]

I'm not adding you.