Guys, How would you FEEL if your WIFE or GIRLFRIEND SAID this?

[AviatorTom]

Guys, if your wife or girlfriend said this to you...

"Honey you have the biggest 🍆 among your friends!"

... how would you feel?

[ArrowheadSW]

Off topic but relates somewhat. Years ago I overheard the lady a couple of doors down talking out front to her friend. She said that her husband said to her, "It might not be long but it is as big around as a coffee can!" I told my brother this, and he said that next time I saw that guy, I should say, "I bet you're as big around as a coffee can!"... If I DID do that, there would only be one person who I could have heard that from. Meaning his wife. No, I never mentioned it to that guy... LOL

[ArrowheadSW]

A couple of years later, one evening, there were some police cars in front of that house. Next thing I knew that couple was divorced. A couple of years after that, I ran into the divorced husband in a coffee house. I didn't ask him what had happened although I was curious. And I didn't mention his divorced wife's comment about his size... LOL

[exitseven]

hahahahaha I dated a girl in college who was an art student. We were walking across campus and we ran into a guy that was on the Rugby team with me. We just said "hi" to each other. My girlfriend said to me that he was the hairiest guy she ever saw. I stopped in my tracks and asked her how the heck did she know how hairy this guy was. It turns out he was a nude model in her sculpting class.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[strateguy632]

Suspicious how she knew, but on second thought, it was just a compliment, she probably never saw.

[Arizona8]

I would think "how does she know?"

[Ariesman81]

Fuck yeah! I knew Mark had a small dick!

[BarryLiverstone]

It’s embarrassing