Ladies! What's The Most Childish Thing Your Man Does?

[emeraldsaphire]

I once heard someone say the only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys, and I gotta say I agree. I love my boyfriend, but sometimes he acts like such a little kid. From his leggo sets to his hot wheels collection. I once made the mistake of getting non Dino chicken nuggets 😅 So the next time I made mashed potato volcanoes with them. He loved them XDDDD He's 36 by the way. But he acts 6 sometimes.

So I think the most childish thing I've seen him do is in the shower. He will collect the water in his hands and then make a splash by dropping it. I've heard this happen a few times, but when I saw it XDDD.

So laddies please share your stories. And if your girlfriend/wife does something childish I'd like to here that too!

[jennifer_bloom]

He tells a lot of fictional stories about people doing stupid things to make me laugh. And the first guy I dated would ask me for permission to drink his coffee with a straw. He also had a very serious look on his face and said my enemies were probably mentally ill. That was 6 years ago and I still laugh about that. He made them sound like cartoons.

[emeraldsaphire]

he sounds really sweet lol

[frissyfrish]

He'll take a whole stick of butter and melt the butter DIRECTLY OFF THE END OF A FULL STICK on to whatever item he's buttering.

[emeraldsaphire]

Ooof, I'd need to have my own butter ^^'

[KrakenAttackin]

I bet he silently puts up with a ton of the stupid shit you do.

[Anonymous]

Amazing how men can never have fun unless the focus is on women. What’s wrong w him splashing some water in the tub? If he’s happy he’s happy. A lot of you women complain about nothing. So what if he likes collecting hot wheels. Would you rather he be doing that or out partying and drinking w his bros while scamming on other women? Then coming home and beating the crap out of you cause you cooked something he didn’t like? Women seem to just want to ruin a lot of things in men’s lives if it’s not focused on her. But things you women do like posting stupid pics of yourself on social media, watching the Kardashians, talk shows, reading romance novels, somehow that’s not considered childish lol one day that man won’t be around, meaning he will die one day. You’re going to miss those things about him. Wishing you could see him in the tub one last time just smiling making himself happy w water. W water. I think women find it so hard to believe that men can just be happy w random, dumb things.

[emeraldsaphire]

I never said I didn't want him to do those things. I think it's adorable. I also didn't say women didn't do any childish things. I do arts and crafts, I like to pretend to be a model sometimes. I collect stuffed animals. I like to color. I was trying to create a safe space where we could talk about the goofy stuff are partners like to do.

[Opinion Owner]

If that was the case than you might want to reword your question. It sounds like an attack on men for childish things you women think men do.

[blueonblack22]

Precisely OP.

[KrakenAttackin]

@emeraldsaphire. You failed miserably.

[blueonblack22]

@emeraldsaphire you know it often takes men mental effort to tolerate stereotypical female hobbies and goofy behaviors that we actually find childish and annoying. But we are expected to tolerate it and most of us do.

Of all the things that could go wrong with your husband this is incredibly fickle. Shows you don’t have very many important things to worry about in life.

[Anonymous]

The water splashing thing I thought I only did. I like what he likes toy wise. The chicken nuggets not my thing. It sounds like he’s a fun person to be around. I don’t seen anything wrong with the water splashing. I’m a big kid in a man’s body. I have fun. I don’t need much to be entertained. I attract women to me because I’m laid back and a big kid. I look mean until you get to know me. I even mess with her (girlfriend) to get her reaction and then baby talk her. It annoys her but she can’t help but to laugh.

[ShellyB]

I don’t know if it is childish but he does play video games, which is OK but sometimes I want to talk to him and he has a headset on so that bugs me a little.

But the most childish thing lately, at least weirdest thing, is he likes to write his initials on my butt with a sharpie? It is an unplanned thing where sometimes he will grab me and do it, and I have no idea why, he thinks it is cute or funny.

[FunnyButNotFunnyHaHa]

He's marking his territory.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

According to my wife, my collection of cars. She gets upset because I filled our garage with my own and she has to park hers outside.

Sometimes I like taking them all out on our driveway and just let them rip.

[emeraldsaphire]

Those are some big hot wheels XD

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

Yep, and I'm looking to add more even though as of now I should have to store them somewhere else. My wife on the other hands likes to game and cosplay.

[emeraldsaphire]

same lol

[KrakenAttackin]

I am willing to bet you bought and maintain her car for her.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

@KrakenAttackin her car (a Volkswagen T-Roc)
was actually in leasing to her business (in her father's name), so it's not actually hers. The leasing ended in December and she had to give it back and for a while drove one of my cars. Now she's got a Fiat Tipo 2023 but she doesn't like it.

She doesn't maintain her car, if some working light pops up she sends me a picture or asks someone to get it to the shop.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

*warning

[ItsJill]

He collects old military uniforms and knickknacks especially from his native country.

I have been military myself, and I find it quite immature when he wears a General's uniform & rank.

[emeraldsaphire]

Sounds like an expense hobby lol

[frissyfrish]

I don't think I could put up with that! If he gets an ego boost from wearing a uniform he hasn't earned, then I'd be wary of him taking credit in other areas for things he hasn't earned.

[KrakenAttackin]

@frissyfrish You seem like a pain in the ass.

[aceleon]

This is not being childish, this is just having things he loves, if your understanding of maturity is being boring and living a boring life than let us be Peter pan.😂

[KrakenAttackin]

Anything that doesn't center around women is considered problematic by women.

[DrPepper12]

THAT. IS. ADORABLE!!

We're all big kids. It takes a wonderful woman to recognize and celebrate that

[KrakenAttackin]

Why? How much of their shit do we put up with?

[Nikki1989]

Thankfully, nothing childish like video games, cartoons or comic books.

[MysticDevice]

Trust me ladies. You want a man who does things like that. You want a man who's happy putting legos together at whatever age.

Not a man who's out getting sloshed on a bender all the time

[debbiedenise]

The only difference between men and boys is the expense and size of their toys.

[jahaims]

What is and isn't childish is a meaningless social construct

[emeraldsaphire]

I mean pretty much everything is.

[jahaims]

Plenty is instinctual

[KrakenAttackin]

Right, because a bazillion selfies, Instagram posts, and Tik Toks are so "adult".

Women are really exhausting.

[aceleon]

They have some strange fixation with making guys act like them.

[KrakenAttackin]

@aceleon And then they despise the men who do.

[aceleon]

Duality is a bitch

[Confusedinca2021]

He doesn't answer the phone after we have had a fight, sometime even 2 days afterwards!

[emeraldsaphire]

That's not good.

[blueonblack22]

Well you just got in a fight @Confusedinca2021. He needs time to cool down afterwards.

[Jennz6]

Play with video games

[emeraldsaphire]

lol we play video games together. It's fun

[Jennz6]

Video games are for boys

[emeraldsaphire]

Most of my lady friends play them too, but I know they aren't everyone's cup of tea

[Jennz6]

@emeraldsaphire 🤷‍♀️ I suppose, I never would have time anyway to play games

[Med_guy1978]

Funny comments 😂👍🏻

[Crazzyyworld]

Eating pussy one at a time