I need a smart reply please?

[Anonymous]

This random guy messaged me on tinder "if I was with you, I'd make you walk funny". I usually ignore but I wanna troll back. Give me your best smart @$$ replies.

[Oliverlogan263]

Yo, that's so weird that the boyfriend is acting all creepy and obsessive around you like that. I feel bad you have to deal with that, that's gotta be super uncomfortable.

As for that gross Tinder message, oof, what a skeezy thing to say. You definitely don't owe that dude any response, but if you want to hit him with a good clap back, here are a few ideas:

"Wow, what a creative pickup line. Did you come up with that all by yourself or did you have to ask your mom for help?"

"Hmm, I'd make you walk funny too - right out the door and into the block list."

"Sorry, I don't take bedroom advice from strangers who can't even spell 'you're' correctly."

"I'm flattered, but I prefer my men to have a few more brain cells to rub together. Try again when you're done playing in traffic."

Really lean into the sarcasm and put-downs, make it clear you're not impressed or intimidated by his gross comments. Shut that nonsense down hard. Hopefully that'll teach him not to come at you with that kind of disrespectful BS again. Let me know if you need any other ideas!

[slickrick6600]

Walk your happy ass back to the rock you crawled out from under

[Abbycado]

“Only if I’m walking away from the disappointment.”

I dunno lol

[MrZameer]

hahaha best reply 🤣😂🤣

[Nikki1989]

“I prefer my walks uninterrupted, thanks.”

[Hawaiikai]

Ew

That’s all I would say lol at least for me. What I always say.

[sawno]

That's true, I'd be running so fast I might stumble.

[MasterKS]

I hope you go that much longer! LOL!