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If it is so hard, why not sit down
It's not like it's a fire hose๐ค
If it is so hard, why not sit down
It's common for men to find it difficult to aim while peeing, and this is often due to a combination of anatomical factors and habits. Men's anatomy, particularly the shape of the urethra, can sometimes make precise aiming challenging. Additionally, the distance urine travels when standing can lead to and missed targets. Some men may also be lazy about aiming, or they may not be fully retracting the foreskin, which can affect the angle and direction of the stream.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
1. Anatomical Factors:
Urethral Shape:
The urethra, the tube that carries urine out of the body, is not perfectly straight in men, and its opening can be positioned in a way that makes it difficult to aim accurately.
Size of the Penis:
The size of the penis can also affect how far urine travels and how easy it is to control the stream.
2. Distance and Splash back:
Standing Position:
When peeing while standing, the urine has to travel a longer distance to the toilet bowl, which increases the likelihood of splashing and missing the target.
Droplet Formation:
The pressure and velocity of the urine stream can cause it to break up into smaller droplets, making it harder to control and aim.
3. Habits and Lifestyle:
Lazy Aiming:
Some men may simply not make an effort to aim precisely, leading to inaccuracies.
Foreskin Retraction:
Not retracting the foreskin during urination can change the angle and direction of the urine stream.
Sitting to Pee:
While sitting while peeing can help with accuracy and reduce splash back, it's not a common practice among men.
4. Medical Conditions:
Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia (BPH):
An enlarged prostate can obstruct the urethra and make it difficult to urinate and aim.
Urinary Tract Infections (UTIs):
UTIs can cause inflammation and pain, making it difficult to urinate and control the stream.
Shy Bladder Syndrome:
This condition, also known as paruresis, causes difficulty urinating in public or when anxious.
5. Psychological Factors:
Anxiety: Anxiety can cause the pelvic floor muscles to contract, making it difficult to relax and urinate, and potentially affecting aim.
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"It's not a fire hose" - says the woman that's never had to get up in the morning and piss a gallon with a dick.
That fucker's got some pressure behind it! 😂

I tried to hold it for my ex, it was hilarious. I think i had better aim tho lol
"I think I had better aim tho lol" Then you guys started sword fighting to see who had the bigger one.. Lmao..
@miah06 we do loll ๐
@Joshydavid25 I Do NOT HAVE A weewee
@miah06 I need to see you manage a tower in order to be Jealous.. LOL..
@7Phoenix7 @miah06 I got point blank precision.. LOL..
@Joshydavid25 well they say the smaller it is, the easier it is to aim
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Men should sit
I do and I'm proud of it, I got sick of my wife bitching at me. We have three daughters, so it is kind of obvious who the culprit is ๐ I tried blaming the ๐ but in her eyes, that prick can do nothing wrong, plus, he was outside at the time.
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Well for one sometimes the stream can fork if it's clogged from... private activities. For another sometimes it just decides to come out at an angle for some reason even when you are aiming. That said there no excuse not to clean up after yourself if you make a mess.
Its not a perfectly bored sniper pistol barrel, and the "bore" can change based on all sorts of different factors. I almost always sit unless I'm outdoors, in the shower, or the public toilet has way too long of a line for the stall (or the stall is disgusting). Its cleaner that way.
No it's even more difficult then operating a fire hose. You never know wether you will get 1 water jet or wether you get multiple jets in all different directions 😂
Why don't you try aiming with you hands full..
I know yours aren't, but mine.. ๐.. Tssss
Listen, stop wondering about whether my fire hydrant is standard or premium issue...
Nope. Moved in
The stream may be stronger or weaker than expected.
They play games, like writing the alphabet.
There may be some unexpected residual.
They may not be holding on and it moves unexpectedly.
Sitting down is the cleanest way to do it.
If you think you can better I'd like to see you try
*do better
It's pretty hard to get it all in the toilet even when you aim. It also depends on the toilet
Because it's hard to look down the barrel, especially when you have a few pounds.
I canโt pee completely out when sitting.
Some guys have more skills rhan others
Iโm great at standing styleโฆ
I poop and clean up then stand and turn around to finish peeing
Like John Wayne said, windage and elevation.
If they can't hit a big bowl with their schwanzstucker I sure hope they never own a firearm.
I donโt have a problem with my aim but I usually sit down to pee. Lol. The aim isnโt the problem lol.
You don't have one...
You'll never understand...🤔😜
@miah06 I was never circumcised :( still getting to it at 31 finally 🏥
well I mean sometimes you don't know how it's going to come out. You're expecting a decent flow and it just trickles all over the seat instead.
The skin sticks together, and the water pressure shoots in multiple directions.
Sometimes it splits in mid air like a snake tongue
If it's hard sitting down would make it more messy.
My aim is perfect
I sit down, then I can play phone games lol
I sit sometimes
If men sit down they can't hold their dick to pee.
If you can, why do most men always pee standing up?
Some aren't circumcised
Circumcision usually makes it worse actually, especially infant circumcision. Urethral strictures (or narrowing of the tip of the urethra) are a very common side effect of infant circumcision (and likely even more common than documented since a lot of men don't know they have them). Those strictures can cause uneven urine streams, split streams, dribble at the end of urination, etc. Uncut guys typically have a more even urine stream, and can either pull back their foreskin or leave it forward depending on what works for them.
@matchrestore yep I've heard this. It can happen from the diaper constantly rubbing on that area after circumcision. Im so glad I kept my kids intact so they dont gotta worry about that
@Apple1996 I haven't been formally diagnosed, but I'm 90% certain I have strictures from metal stenosis due to circumcision. Restoring my foreskin has helped with accuracy of aim though- I'm much more accurate with my foreskin unretracted.
Did you ever watch one pee?
You can watch experience 😂
Not at all difficult
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