What’s the craziest thing a boss has ever said to you at work?

I saw this question on another social media platform I’m on and I thought I’d share it here.

For me, my boss said: “If I went home every time I didn’t feel well, i wouldn’t have a job.”

My left eye had been irritated all day long and it wouldn’t stop watering for anything. At the point I asked to go home, I had a migraine from the eye irritation. For context, I work in a call center and I work in front of a computer all day. Me having a watering, irritated eye was not conducive that day.
What’s the craziest thing a boss has ever said to you at work?
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