Do you clog the toilet with your poop?

[naughty_rosie]

I suffer from frequent constipation and in the worst case it lasts over a week. After the constipation I always produce massive poop and sometimes it clog the toilet. Once I clog the toilet in my boyfriend's house. I tried to plug it but I couldn't so I asked him to unclog toilet. It was so awkward even though I rarely care about the smell after pooping lol. Is there anyone here have the same problem?

[Applefan1]

No I never clog the toilet with my poop because I go poop everyday. Usually around three times a day and at around the same times each day. I always poop early in the morning not long after I get up, this is usually my biggest poop of the day but it does not block the toilet. I then poop sometime after lunch and then again just before I go to bed often. I just came back from doing my mooring poop right now actually. lol Anyway I know my next question is a bit personal but it does have a point behind it. When you poop is it like lots of big logs or one giant massive log? Sorry I am not trying to get too personal I am just trying to say if you poop lots of big logs poop a few logs out and then flush and then poop more etc etc rather than leave it to the end that will reduce the problem of clogging. Sorry that is very personal I know but just trying to help.

[SoundPower]

The only solution is to solve the constipation problem, it may cause anal fissures and believe me that's no fun. My advice for you is to force yourself to drink at least 2L of water DAILY. And are you by any chance vegan? If you're vegan then it might be the issue, you need to consume SOME fat.
The other problem of being ashamed or feeling awkward; Personally I don't care if my gf did anything like that, I won't blame anyone else for acting human, we are humans and this happens.

[bunnahies]

i use to happen a lot. i just couldnt poop for days and when i did, it teared my butthole :(
i drank more water to try to soften it a bit and it didn't help much. so i decided to get some miralax. i took a dose everyday and it worked <3
i was scared at first cause i thought i was gonna shit my pants or have diarrhea at least 3 times. but it was gentle, it came out normal yayy

[KhoryESM]

Awesome

[Mesonfielde]

That's why smart people have a plumber device thingy next to their toilets, just in case.

www.jausto.com/.../Plumbing.jpg

That thingy on the right. I have no idea what you guys call it.

[some_chick]

A plunger? lol

[Mesonfielde]

Thanks, yes, a plunger. Despite all the ridiculous length text blocks I tend to write up, I'm lacking on one or two basic words at times, and this was one of them.

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

My cousin will clog the toilet my advice to tell you drink lots water that's one reason
you got constipation but i do know it sucks being constipated

[Anonymous]

I've been known to poo outside when not near a toilet or on camping trips, its really weird to see how long they are when not curled up in a toilet and in water. Quite fascinating really. Why flies then like to land on it I will never know.

[Insaan]

Lmao

[Opinion Owner]

one was as long as my shoe and i was so impressed I took a photo of it

[KhoryESM]

Yea I clog the toilet I used to do it so much when I was younger & sometimes I still do lol cause I don’t go poop regularly. I just don’t feel the urge to pop like I used to go poop like every 3 months

[CuriousEddie]

Okay, I have no interest in scat, but this is weirdly erotic somehow.

[dav123]

Have you tried magnesium supplements. Also, try drink more water.

[dav123]

And try make sure it's in a 'bio-available' form e. g. magnesium oxide.

[nickstaa]

Lol I don't but it seems like some people do and it's so annoying , but after reading this I understand why some people do, I just wish they would unclog it themselves lol.

[Anonymous]

If you fear that, then flush half way, and continue.

[JohnWhilkins]

Sounds like a shitty toilet.

Aaaaaa

[Anonymous]

Nope. That sounds uncomfortable :/

[Anonymous]

Maybe you use to much paper