Whose farts smell worst? Girls' farts or boys' farts?

[Anonymous]

trying an answer to that stupid question.

[Applefan1]

Well, I know this question is old but thought I would answer anyway. There was a study done on exactly this and they said in general girls and women's farts reek way worse than boys and men's farts. The reason for this apparently is because there is much higher levels of sulphur gases in girls and women's farts than boys or mens. This apparently is why girls and women's farts reek way worse than boys or men's farts. The same study also said that in general a girls or women's digestive system produces 3 times more gas than a boys or man's digestive system. This meaning usually girls and women have to fart 3 times more often than boys or men. For example say a man and a woman where on a bus for 2 hours and the man farted 6 times, well the woman would probably fart 18 times with every fart being the same size as the man's. That means the woman has let out 3 times more gas than the man on that bus trip. It would also be way more likely for the woman's farts to reek way worse to. If the woman say was to only do 6 farts, the same number as the man, she would most likely do each fart 3 times louder and longer than the man, again 3 times more gas than the man. This is because the woman has 3 times more gas to let out than the man does. So a girls and women's digestive system generally seems to be way dirtier than a boys or man's. I am also believing this more often these days because of what I have experienced and heard. I just recently heard of a girl that was at a show, she had to poop and her friend said she let out two really dirty farts, her friend described it as each fart "was like putting a day old dirty diaper up to my face and smelling it". This other girl farted on this bus and reeked the whole bus out with her gas I think (she had a hangover), I think everyone got off at the next stop. I also heard of this girl that farted outside in a park and it still reeked so bad.

[Applefan1]

There was also a girl in Starbucks, she saw the women's toilets where closed, she was wearing tight jeans and just leaned to one side, lifted a butt check and farted loud. It smelt bad and her fart cloud drifted over to some other women a few tables away. Then there is the girl I worked with that would tell you when she has just farted because she thought it was polite to say because her farts stank so bad. Then there is the girl that lent to one side, lifted her butt check and farted loudly in a pharmacy. This is why I am believing more and more that girls and women really do have a way dirtier ass than us boys and men. Girls and women always seem to have a long, loud fart that reeks so bad to let out.

[MrMarK]

Ladies, by far.

It comes down to the diet, however ladies, they always seem to think it smell like flowers but i disagree. The smell seems to linger longer. Us guys just do it loud and proud and it dissipates.

[Asker]

girls make some very stinky farts while pregnant.

[MrMarK]

Indeed, they are farting on behalf of two people!!! Oh the humanities.

[Applefan1]

If you want to know what a study I read said why women's farts are so much worse than men's you should read my post on here.

[Sebers12]

Many guys don't fart proudly around people. And you can easily find girls who fart proudly. It's not gender thing.

[Sebers12]

Girls are proudly and loudly about farts too! And most men are not!

[aamy811]

Boys because all they eat are meat, potatoes, cheese and beer

[MrMarK]

and why do you think that is singular to men?

[aamy811]

@MrMarK I don't think it's singular to men. I just notice that it's more common in men

[Applefan1]

Apparently generally it is girls and women that have the worst smelling farts. This is according to a study I read.

[aamy811]

@Applefan1 I find that strange, because until my senior yer there where some guys that didn't even know girls farted

[Applefan1]

@aamy811 all the really dirty farts that just reek I have ever come across and heard about have pretty much come out a girls ass. I have heard of so many situations where girls that have farted so smelly. The survey said the reason is that girls/women have more sulphur gases in their farts than boys/men do.

[Applefan1]

@aamy811 the same study also said not only does a girls and woman's digestive system generally produce gas that reeks way worse than a boys or man's but a girls and women's digestive system also generally produces 3 times more gas than a boys or man's. So girls and women have to fart 3 times more often than us boys and men. That is why girls and woman seem to do massive farts compared to us males there simply is more gas to come out a females ass each time making their farts louder and longer. For example say a woman and a man were on a bus for two hours and they both farted 6 times each, each of the woman's farts would be 3 times louder and longer than the man's. That is 3 times more gas came out the women's ass, if the woman's farts were the same size as the man's the woman would probably do 18 farts all the same size as the man's. The man would do 6 farts. Again 3 times more gas came out the woman's ass and then there is the stink factor of the woman's farts.

[Sebers12]

It's lis! We eat many things, including vegetables, salads too. And many girls eats maily these things too.

[Misskeeto]

Doesn't matter the gender; it's all about what you eat.

[Asker]

just eat right and let them rip.

[justbanANNAz]

someone get me my lab coat. shit's bout to go down.

[youngrasshoper]

LMFAO

[Mr_ZoomZoom]

Girls farts reeeeeeeeeeeeek... my GF farted on our first date and it smelt of out of date baked beans lol

I love her though... her reaction was priceless... "I just let one rip"

[Red_Dragon]

XD LOL!!! Hahahaahahahah.

[Applefan1]

@Mr_ZoomZoom apparently the reason for girls farts reeking so bad is what I said in my two posts.

[Applefan1]

@Mr_ZoomZoom there apparently generally there is a higher level of sulphur gases in girls and women's farts and this is why their farts reek compared to boys and men's farts.

[athorable]

Will have to put your nose to both butts to confirm.

[Asker]

it would take someone really high and stupid to do that, or a bisexual that has a boyfriend and a girlfriend

[Roarke]

it's all a matter of timing. women hold that shit in until they explode. we guys share the wealth as we go along. pick your poison.

[Asker]

girls do hold it till the explode. men just let it rip, and can be more clumsey

[Sebers12]

No, it's not gender thing. Many men hold farts, if there Podole are around.

[Sebers12]

*Females are around

[p0rtis26]

I heard that farts can help prevent cancer. It was said that when you rip one in the car keep those windows up and bask in the ambiance.

[youngrasshoper]

You have nothing better to do with your time do you 😒?

[Asker]

I like asking stupid questions

[Anonymous]

Every girl I’ve ever met has been able to rip some meaty farts. I just farted while typing this and it was loud and rank. Meanwhile, I’ve never heard a boy fart irl. Girls’ farts are worse by far.

[Tractorbeam]

I think the women win, when it comes to fart power.

[Applefan1]

Women do and if your interested to know apparently why women win you should read what I posted.

[BertMacklinFBI]

depends on the diet bruh :D

[Asker]

who ever eats the most fiber1 bars and drinks the most mountain dew

[Renwick769]

They both smell equally disgusting, but I only know what mine Smell like.

[Asker]

I smell my farts 2

[Applefan1]

Women do and if your interested to know apparently why women win you should read what I posted.

[Applefan1]

ugg... sorry wrong message to wrong person.

[SammyGurl]

I have two brothers, it's them! Boys!

[Asker]

my moms smell bad. GIRLS especially when pregnant

[sammy_31]

Whoever has the worst diet.

[Applefan1]

actually I read a study that said girls and women generally do farts that reek way worse than boys or men's and judging off what I have heard and experienced I am believing this more and more. Apparently there is higher levels of sulphur gasses in girls and women's farts than boys and men's which makes girls and women's farts reek way worse.

[sammy_31]

Haha eww.

[Applefan1]

haha it also said in general you girls and women have digestive systems that produce 3 times more gas than us boys and men to. That is why so many girls seem to do bigger, louder and lounger farts than us boys and men because there is simply more gas coming out their ass each time lol. Say you were on a 2 hour bus ride and a guy farted 6 times well a girl/women would probably fart 18 times in that 2 hour bus ride with every fart being the same sizes as the mans. Three times more gas or if she only farted 6 times, the same as the man the girls/women's farts would all be 3 times longer and louder. Then there is the stink factor. LOL sorry.

[sammy_31]

Haha omg stop talking about farts and facts. Please.

[Applefan1]

Haha sorry if that was too much. :)

[sammy_31]

I mean I learned this from Anatomy in HS but forgot lol It wasn't a pleasant week my teacher made us smell all the different stenches and study them eww traumatizing lol

[Applefan1]

haha oh ok lol

[sammy_31]

Hah yup

[Applefan1]

:) I just I guess I am super comfortable talking about it, however I do know that not everyone is.

[bubbletrouble]

Boys. Most likely because of the food they eat.

[Asker]

I eat tons of food. I farted night fever by the bee gees.

ps if you eat spicy food your farts will BURN!!

[Applefan1]

Apparently generally it is girls and women that have the worst smelling farts. This is according to a study I read.

[Nightygirl]

Both could smell the same but probably man

[Applefan1]

actually according to a study I read it is generally girls and women's farts that reek way worse than boys or mens.

[Nightygirl]

😑😑😑

[Applefan1]

Hmmm... what does the face mean?

[Applefan1]

So why they bad attitude I was just saying what I have heard -.- -.- -.-

[Applefan1]

Bahahahahahahahahahhaha!!! O my gosh you are seriously offended over that. Don't you dear call me a "douchbag". I am not being sexist ALL I was saying is what a study said I read. I did not mean it in any sexist way at all. Get over yourself and harden up pig!!!

[Nightygirl]

Pig? Ur being douchbag in cuz you don't notice

[Applefan1]

No I am not being a douchbag all I did was state what a study said and you were rude in case you did not notice. It was not sexist. I was not meaning what I said about the study in a bad way at all. Your argument is not even logical, if you think what I said is sexist and that is your definition of sexist then you were being sexist when you answered this question.

[Beatrice1865]

No chance. Women absolutely have smellier farts than men. They’re just jealous they can’t fart as well as we can and impose standards of femininity on us to suppress our innate, estrogen fueled superior flatulence expelling capabilities.

[arrasando]

Ewwww I don't know

[Asker]

a lab can we done... a boy and girl have to fart in front of the judges and they determine whos farts are worst.

[CT_CD]

Girls

[cute_teddy]

WTF did I just read?

[Sebers12]

Normal life stuff.