Is it true that grabbing a woman's breasts will improve her health?

[Anonymous]

I read that somewhere and I just wonder if that's just a farce - a way for guys to illegitimately grab a woman's chest.

[9mfeo]

There's a difference between asking your boyfriend to look for lumps as your monthly breast exam and sexual assault. I would not recommend just going up to a woman and grabbing her breasts because you "care about her health."

[Asker]

Of course I wouldn't go up to a woman and grab her breasts. Apparently, I shouldn't even ask women this to begin with.

[9mfeo]

Maybe provide the study next time instead of pulling something out of your arse.

[Asker]

I've never done it yet. That's why I asked.

[apple24]

I don't think so!

[Asker]

Okay. Just checkin'...

[AdamThomas]

It's true, everytime you grab the boobs you increase their lifespan by half a day. If you jizz on them their lifespan increases by a week.

[GreatnessRevamped]

That's just stupid.
Massaging it does help. Of course, you have to find someone willing to let you massage them, and check for lumps.

[Asker]

Well, pardon me for wanting to improve women's health.

[Jxpxtxr]

Lmao the only thing that's true for certain is that it can get you in serious trouble with boyfriends and the law 😂

[Asker]

I never said I would just go up to a woman and grab her breasts. I'd ask for her permission first. But from the sounds of it, I shouldn't even ask at all.

[Kiwedin]

No, but massaging a woman's breasts improve circulation, collagen production, and overall breast health. Don't just grab them though lmao.

[Asker]

Well, of course not! I would ask for her permission first.

[fauchelevent]

Nah, I don't think so. And if you do it, your health will be impaired because you'll get punched in the face.

[Asker]

Just checking. I didn't think so.

[Inkwolf]

I don't think so. It's healthy to "take care" of them, but I don't think that just grabbing a girls tits would make them more healthy.

[Asker]

Just checkin'. I didn't think so.

[abundantlyrich]

No it will earn you a lawsuit and molestation charges.

[Asker]

Just checking. I didn't think so.

[abundantlyrich]

I think sure her punch will knock your brain into good common sense.

[Asker]

Didn't you read my first response to your opinion? Relax!

[chintita]

yep! it's true, you can also cure a woman from periods by giving her your credit card :) the more you know :D

[Sunflower19]

I've heard that if you massage them a certain way, they get bigger!

[Asker]

Really? Wow!

[Sunflower19]

Yes!

[Ginnyweasley97]

No but it will earn that guy a punch in the face. Which will make me happy.

[aliceinwonderland69]

Even if that was true it wouldn't justify you grabbing strange women's breasts, lol.

[Asker]

Even if I asked for her permission?

[aliceinwonderland69]

I wouldn't reccomend asking if you can touch strange women's tits and this would be an even stranger reason to give.

[Asker]

Okay.

[tricia103]

No, I believe that actually increases the risk of breast cancer...

[Dred1614]

Grabbing a stranger's breast is going to get you arrested or worse.

[Asker]

Yeah, I know. I was just wondering.

[Trenhard_]

Yeah brah and sticking a penis inside her does too.

[Decentguy]

lmao, im laughing soo hard now by reading your title , hahahahaha xD

[TadCurious]

You really are unsure about this? smh

[Asker]

Yes.

[oldfashioned]

Really? Grab mine all the wayyyy!!!

JK-.-

[Anonymous]

i guess there's only one way to find out

[Asker]

Ask her if she would be okay with me massaging her breasts?

[COCOCHANEL]

as in foreplay?

[Asker]

Not exactly. But I suppose that, too.

[Dream2winxx]

No. Wtf

[Asker]

Relax! I was just checking. I didn't think so in the first place.

[orphan]

yes definitely.

[Ialexwonderful]

lol sucking will do

[OrangeBoy]

... stimulates milk production, right... ^_^

[Ialexwonderful]

@OrangeBoy haha not only man :)))

[Asker]

You wish, asshole!

[Ialexwonderful]

lol what?