Have you ever had to get your rectum checked by a doctor?

[Anonymous]

I'm really nervous but I have to get it done. Any tips on how to not be so nervous? I feel like I have the hairest asshole for a girl. It's embarrassing I feel like I'm being judged I know I shouldn't care but...

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Thanks guys had it done today turns out I have a hemmhroid lol

[Dandeus]

just remember that this doctor spends his days poking and prodding orifices. he's inspected hundreds, perhaps thousands, of rectums and snot filled noses and infected incisions and wax filled ears. he's done what he's doing to you to other people before, many of them fat, elderly, or both whose cracks are horror stories.

he's not thinking about the hair in your crack, he's thinking about how to diagnose you as quickly as possible because he's got a waiting room full of sick people that need his attention, or he's thinking about how many more patients he has before he can go home and deal with his kid failing the big test, or where he's gonna go for lunch that day.

It's just a job for him. he's not going to remember once he walks out that door, he's going to be looking at the next patient's charts to deal with their issues.

[Tdieseler]

well... first off.. you can shave now...
secondly... relax... i hear it only hurts more if you are nervous...
have i had it done before? nope. but i know the tools.. just in case.

[Asker]

Lol the last time I shaved my butthole it was just... Uncomfortable I'd rather it be hairy. A chaffing butthole is not a nice one.

[Tdieseler]

so shave ahead of time... im not a fan of hospital procedures but im sure im gonna have to get a couple soon...
if it makes you feel better... doctors/nurses have seen worse.

[Asker]

I just prefer not to shave that area in general it kind of gives me the willies lmao. I'll just say screw it and get it over with. Like you said they've probably seen worse

[Tdieseler]

just breath.. if you don't wanna shave it... dont.
shaving is just for people that want to make a good impression on a sexual partner... so unless you want to fuck the doctor or nurse... screw it eh? :)

[Asker]

haha :p exactly

[Tdieseler]

i'd say i wana hear what happened after... but... i really don't lol...
im just gonna say good luck.

[Asker]

LOL I'm just glad I'm not dying. Thank you!

[Tdieseler]

Colonoscopy i think is what its called... ugh... ima ask that doctor to buy me dinner first... lol... good luck hon.. and you are welcome.

[XoxoXxx]

Can't say I have, no. But doctors are used to seeing things like this so I wouldn't worry too much about it.

[ksoma]

does having a flexible, 15 foot long rubber camera shoved up there count? lol.

However you look? Doctors have seen it, and much worse. Don't worry about it so much. If their job is looking at rectums all day, yours isn't going to bother them. And, on the very small chance it did? You'd never know it, because it isn't like they'd tell you.
Wash well before the appointment, and let the docs do what they have to.

[reptocarl]

Yes I have. I've had two colonoscopy exams which a rectal exam is part of it. It's mostly by feel than visual. They lube their fingers and insert two of them and feel around. It's uncomfortable but not painful. They couldn't care less how hairy your butthole is

[Dantheman101]

Mmmmm a hairy butt hole

[Anonymous]

No problem.. just a medical procedure...

[Twolips]

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