I didn't have my period last month, am I pregnant with jesus?

[Anonymous]

I'm a virgin. 😱

[Anonymous]

Sometimes that can happen, when I was a virgin, once I went almost three months without it, and it was summer time so it was awesome, I was so happy lol, I know it isn't normal, but oh well, maybe you went through a lot of stress lately? That can affect your period

[far2gud4u]

if you are working hard fitness wise or dieting hard then it could be that?

[niceguy1111]

yeah maybe that too

[jacquesvol]

Of course. it's common:
www.independent.co.uk/.../...ving-sex-9012360.html

No joke but missing a period can happen. If you had no sex, no need to take a test. Don't worry.

[Tdieseler]

The gardener? its possible lol...
lol you know better than any guy that sometimes its late... hormonal changes and all...

[kittykatg]

Sometimes periods are just weird. Sometimes you'll skip due to weight loss, or stress, or sometimes no reason at all. Biologically we aren't a species that has immaculate conception

[Aizou]

If you're doing a lot of physical labor, like fitness or tough work
it can mess with your period.

Why does the devil never impregnate anyone?

[fenixx0083]

He does

[chintita]

yea, u better plan a nice crib for the next messiah

[Intraluminal]

Yes. It's happened before. To a little jewish girl i think.

[MissMillionDollarMan]

there can be other reasons like stress, malnutrition, hormone imbalances

[Quietness]

I think you have a some problems with your hormones and maybe you should talk to your doctor about it.

[hotstuffSRD]

Hahah 😂
I don't think so
Must be something else
You can't be pregnant if you're virgin

[jacquesvol]

"You can't be pregnant if you're virgin"
Many think otherwise:
1. Christians and Muslims, some 3 bn on Earth.

2. Common American women: www.abc.net.au/.../3913822.htm
www.independent.co.uk/.../...ving-sex-9012360.html

[Anonymous]

Have you lost a lot of weight recently? That is a common cause.

[tortelina]

have you been intimate with God?

[KittieCat]

Jesus took the wheel lol

[lilalilalila]

Hahahaha really good humour

[apple24]

No. U aren't unless ur virgin mary.

[jacquesvol]

Not only virgin Mary. A complete pantheon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miraculous_births

[jacquesvol]

A few here:

api.ning.com/.../ReligionsVirginBirthsofDec25.jpg

[zagor]

Don't blame the gardener...

[fenixx0083]

What if it's the other guy's baby?

[carinerose]

Yeah probably, it already happened 2016 years ago

[CheerGirl38139]

Hilarious. 💩

[niceguy1111]

probably something with your hormones

[secondspring]

Or you have pcos