Why did my poop smell today?

[Anonymous]

My poop doesn't smell when I eat regular food at the school cafeteria, or at a regular restaurant like thai express, A&W, McDonalds or Burger King.

Today my poop smelled - and this doesn't happen to me unless I eat food at an ethnic restaurant where the food might not be as chemically pure as a Tim Hortons or Wendys but I ate at home yesterday! What do you think happened?

[super147]

Your poop always smells, sorry to disappoint you. If you don't think that's the case, try putting some of it in your pocket when you go out. I think you'll find that people will give you a lot of space.

As to why it might smell different, something has slightly upset the normal balance of your stomach. Could be food, could be an unusual bacteria.

[Waffles731]

poop smells because of bacteria decomposing the organic matter

[Hai_tis_E]

Maybe you ate something healthy and your body got so excited that it could digest the fuck out of it that it made it extra smelly so you know how much it liked it.

[SwolDishWasher]

lmao

[Hai_tis_E]

@SwolDishWasher seems to be true tho right?

[SwolDishWasher]

I dont think thats how it works but still hilarious lol

[Hai_tis_E]

Probably more like: a lot of toxins in her body from eating said processed food. She eats a vegetable that isn't coated in a sauce and her body puts all its energy into taking the nutrients out of that and all the other crappy food is just pushed to the exit

[SwolDishWasher]

I thought you were joking but that kind of makes sense.

[JSmuve]

Did your shit rise above the water in the toilet? Water has a funny way of absorbing smells.

[Ayshea]

Someone snuck a bhaji in your big mac.

[curiousguy143]

Hahah bhaji , or curri lol