Do Americans really not wash their asses with water after pooping?

[Anonymous]

no offence Americans but how could you just wipe your asses after pooping isn't it unhygienic? i mean why you don't use the japanese toilet. it just don't make sense when your hands gets dearty you wash it with water and soap. but when your butt gets dearty you just wipe it?

[DavidB4]

Toilet Paper is obsolete and just plain nasty and Wet Wipes are causing expensive clogs in the sewers and septic systems. With modern plumbing we should be washing with water not smearing with wads of paper and the best way to do that is with a Hand Held Bidet Sprayer. It's better than a Bidet because it does a better job cleaning you, requires no new plumbing, costs under $100 and provides superior, healthier, money saving hygiene. See www.bathroomsprayer.com

[Underduress]

I use a corncob and sometime a small bush in the woods. My foreign girl forced me to install a bidet. But I still use a corncob.

[Asker]

bidet is cool. trust me. it would make you really clean.

[Someonexistent]

You're a menace to society

[19magic]

probably cus our asses arnt plates; so as long as there's no shit coming off with the tissue it's clean. Whereas hands are used to eat food with, touch other people and used for work so they have to be clean for general work.

[Asker]

but you would be walking with an unclean ass and that's not cool

[19magic]

it's not unclean there's no shit on it what does water do except spread the poo all over your butt. You get rid of all the poo and volia clean.

[19magic]

On second note those weird toilets are actually true, is the whole music thing in public toilets a thing as well. Oh and what about the tv, I watched Disney cars and the tow truck going to take a leak and all those things were in a Japanese cubical.

[Asker]

oh ok. it's just i used to use bidet so i can't imagine not washing my ass after shitting

[Asker]

ok nevermind about the japanese one it's too much. but at least the bidest should be in every toilet every way

[Asker]

every where*

[19magic]

So are all those things real or just over-exaggerations by Disney. I'm from the UK so it's not just Americans, been to France as well and I know they don't have them.

[Asker]

yes mamy european countries don't have them unfortuanetly

[Asker]

many*

[Asker]

and no it's not over-exaggerations. it's true that many japanese toilets have this modern stuff

[Nithishs]

Water spreads the poo all over your butt? that's probably because you never tried it. we take shower with water not by a fucking towel just like you should clean your butt with water and not by a paper. besides how can you stand the smell. by the way no offense I love America

[Benjinflemjim]

This is the most idiotic thing I've seen someone write about hygiene. I want you to take a shit, wipe with toilet paper until there's no shit left that comes up with dry paper. Then put water on the toilet paper and wipe your ass and then come and repeat what you wrote so I can laugh again.

[19magic]

You put water on tissue it'll all break apart and go everywhere, besides the tissue is already damp from wiping yourself. And sesondly a shower is constant water flow with soap too as far as I know a bidet is a squirt of water up your ass.
What I was trying to say it's like washing mud off of you do you use soap or just dip your hands in water or use a wet rag.

[Someonexistent]

And girls are supposed to be cleaner🤣

[19magic]

Hygiene has nothing to do with gender, besides I'm just one of billions who don't use bidets 🤷‍♀️

[Astoriana]

They don't. For some reason, bidets didn't take off in North America. They/we're like the most unhygienic continent in that regard.

[Asker]

yeah. it's a shame that the most developed country don't use this simple trick

[Astoriana]

It's also a shame that they/we think we're so superior, despite only pushing their shit around.

[Asker]

yes. at first i didn't beleive it lol

[Scottsteaux63]

The good news is that here in the USA a new product came on the market: a bidet attachment that can be installed on an ordinary toilet and which makes toilet paper obsolete. Much cheaper than an actual bidet, it does the same thing. Now when we use the toilet, we follow with the bidet and a couple of wet wipes and it is almost as good as a fresh shower.

[SleepyChan]

Bidets aren't really popular except for rich people and Japanese toilets are expensive.

[Asker]

omg. i didn't know that bidet in America is for rich people. in other countries it's almost for free

[SleepyChan]

Well, they're for everyone but richer people like having them in their homes.

[Asker]

oh i understand

[truthbeknown]

95% of the time, I have a shower immediately after. I can't stand that "dirty" feeling either.

[Asker]

yes but that's not so easy. bidets are easier and you don't need to take shower multiple times per day

[truthbeknown]

Yeah, those are nice!

[TheOtakuMaid]

with paper.

we can barely get the people here to use the metric system do you really think we can get them to clean themselves properly

[Asker]

that's bad. i know that Americans are clean people but that's weird

[TheOtakuMaid]

though for me it does not matter I wipe until there is nothing left but blood from my hardcore wiping.

[Asker]

lol. that's why they invented bidet

[TheOtakuMaid]

pfff water. i use my blood after tearing the skin off with my quilted northern ultra durable sandpaper lumberjack toilet paper.

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[Asker]

loool

[shoujohell]

I take a shower if anyone is getting close to my butthole

[Asker]

only if anyone is getting close to it? not good enough.

[Anonymous]

Not just Americans dude, it happens in maaaany other countries.

Shit, I need a bidet in my house, or else I gotta time the pooping with the shower so I can clean my ass lol

[Asker]

yeah bidet is necessary

[magaman44]

Canadians don't use it either... it gets clean enough with only buttpaper

[Asker]

how. i don't think it would be the same as using bidets

[magaman44]

Of course not, and water in the ass feels weird for some

[Asker]

maybe because they didn't grow up using it every day

[magaman44]

No kidding

[Benjinflemjim]

"it all comes out with dry toilet paper" lol you try and argue something we know is fact and you look like a fool. Wipe your dirty ass with a wet toilet paper after you think all the shits gone from your ass then come and repeat what you wrote

[DarkHumorRUs]

Probably cause we're not grabbing things with our asshole all day.

[Asker]

no but you are walking around with pieces of shit on your butt

[DarkHumorRUs]

no, you wipe it off til the toilet paper comes back blank. Its not like a bidet has soap, so even that's just as dirty as "washing your hands with water and no soap".

[Benjinflemjim]

Your the 3rd idiot today to say it all comes out with dry toilet paper lol you try and argue something we know is fact and you look like a fool. Wipe your dirty ass with a wet toilet paper after you think all the shits gone from your ass then come and repeat what you wrote

[jacquesvol]

Few Europeans do. But Muslims often carry a water bottle to the bathroom. Or have a flexible with water next to their toilet.

[Asker]

muslims are using water? so poor third world countries are doing that and first world countries aren't omg

[dragonfly6516]

I use wet wipes when I poop.

[Asker]

at least better than the dry one

[Lunorum]

i am german and i do neither...

[Asker]

germans also don't use water ?

[Lunorum]

ye it's really rare

[Anonymous]

I've never washed my butt after using the bathroom but I've also never gotten any bacterial infection or illness from this

[Asker]

it's not only about illness. it's about walking with a dirty ass the whole day it's just disgusting

[Benjinflemjim]

Try it with wet toilet paper after you think your ass is clean from dry paper. Tell us what happens

[Anonymous]

As weird as it is, I actually rarely shit.

[Asker]

lol. ok

[shoujohell]

lmfao

[beebella]

We clean our asses in the shower.

[Asker]

you won't take shower every time you do it. why you don' just use the bidet it's awsome

[beebella]

I usually take my shits in the morning before I shower, so yes. I do shower everytime I do it.

[beebella]

And not everybody can afford a bidet, unfortunately.

[Asker]

what? is it expensive in usa? it's so cheap in other countries

[beebella]

It's quite expensive for most people that live in America, yes.

[Toad-1]

you poop? :o

[Asker]

well that's bad

[Asker]

lol no she is working by electricity.

[beebella]

@Toad-1 Yeah, bruh. What? you don't?

[Nithishs]

What if you need to shit other than the morning? besides you don't have to be able to afford a bidet to
Wash your butt with water.

[Benjinflemjim]

Whoever uses the excuse it's too expensive just doesn't know what they're talking about. You can pay under 100 to have a handheld spray attached to the plumbing of your toilet so you can spray your ass after you shit it's as good as a bidet

[Sebers12]

But not every after every poop.

[Maxemeister]

Yes because we all have the money to import a toilet into our home

[Asker]

didn't know it cost much money. but even if it's it worth it because it's necessity

[Maxemeister]

Clearly it's not a necessity. Statistically, around 0% of Americans died last year because water wasn't going up their butts.

[Maxemeister]

Not to mention, America by far isn't the weirdest country when it comes to this kind of stuff. And I'm not even talking about countries in poverty. Japan itself mass-produces products that are sort of a shot in the dark as to whether you'll get food poisoning or not.

[Asker]

lol ok. i don't how can you handle it. but i would die if i didn't wash my butt after pooping and if i have to walk around with a tiny pieces of shit.

[Maxemeister]

If Americans really did walk around with as dirty an ass crack as you think they do, then they would have constant rashes. As you can probably tell, the majority of Americans don't get rashes from this every day.

[Benjinflemjim]

Costs less than 100 to install a handheld spray to your bathrooms plumbing so you can spray your ass while on the toilet. And to all dirty ass americans wipe with a wet toilet paper after you *think* your ass is clean from dry paper lol tell us what you find you dirty asses

[NerdInDenial]

Baby wipes, but the Japanese toilet is the best.

[Anonymous]

I wash mines after pooping. lol

[Asker]

great.

[Anonymous]

We do. At least I do

[Asker]

good for you. but i think you are one of the few Americans who are doing that

[Nithishs]

Great job

[Rucker]

wet wipes

[slutsdontgetoral]

That would be us.

[CT_CD]

Yeah

[CT_CD]

Americans only wipe with toilet paper and they also eat the most ass

[Anonymous]

We are hardcore 👍🏻