My dad says I should marry a plumber?

[Anonymous]

So I everytime I use the bathroom I clog it and my parents get mad and my dad always says "just marry a plumber" 😑 like omgg lol will that work? I use the bathroom every 5 days

[TrixiePooch]

If you flush disposable wipes down the toilet or anything like a tampon it can clog the pipes according to plumbers. So called disposables are not really because they don't decompose and cause problems at the sewage treatment plant according to what I read in a news letter from our city sewer services. Dish soap can loosen a clog if it's not something that shouldn't be in there. Little kids flush stuff down the toilet a lot. It's funny to watch a plumber put a snake in the toilet and bring up a bunch of toys. So love your toilet and don't abuse it.

[Wonderer89]

Or... you could see a doctor and get your body sorted out so you’re not clogging up the toilet everytime? That really isn’t healthy

[Logorithim]

Plumbers don't have to worry About their Jobs being offshored and Automation won't make them obsolete for a Long time, so there would be more than one Benefit to marrying a plumber.

[WhereAmI]

Flush frequently to prevent overflowing. I'm guessing your using too much poo poo paper.

[Asker]

Immediately when I use it? And I throw the paper in the trashcan lol

[WhereAmI]

Wow. For a girl, that's a pretty big turd then. lol

Either that or you need an older high capacity toilet with some flushing power.

[kenworth]

Well you could marry a plumber or just have a plumber i stall an industrial style toilet in your home. Or just stop flushing things that can't go down the toilet.

[PoliceLivesMatter]

Plumbers are also good with their hands, so maybe that’s what your dad was also implying as well. Take your pop’s advice and marry a plumber

[reptocarl]

Plumbers make good money but unfortunately he can’t do anything about your body’s plumbing. You should see a Dr and get more frequent poops

[Anonymous]

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[TripleAce]

why do you clog the toilet lol... what are you doing in there hahaha

[codycccccc]

The average tradesman makes more than a doctor up untell there 45 if you count in school costs

[OldDad]

You need some miralax, every 5 days is not good. Your dad seems like a real comedian

[jimyee]

Why dont you just quit clogging the toilet?

[Iron_Man]

Lol you should marry a handyman they can do it all

[iFarted]

Well.. he'll certainly lay some pipe

[Anonymous]

Will his name be Mario?