What happens when a mosquito bites a boob?

[Anonymous]

Does a mosquito suck blood or milk? Women are an interesting species so that's why I'm asking.

[Whaler]

You have this so, so so wrong. First off, a breast doesn’t create milk until the women is pregnant. Secondly a mosquito doesn’t have a beak long enough to penetrate though the skin that surrounds the place where them milk would be. And on top of that, they go for veins, and go for blood.

[Asker]

But what if it's on the nipple during feeding time?

[Whaler]

Wouldn’t be big enough to penetrate the skin, and regardless why are you so obsessed with this question? Yes a mosquito can accidentally drink the milk of a female if the circumstances are correct. However consider they mainly drink from veins, and target those locations it’s very unlikely.

[Jjpayne]

It gains special powers! It becomes more attractive, smarter and now has telepathy!
Breasts are amazing things!

[Asker]

I will be most pleased once I let mosquitoes bite my gfs bobs

[just_a_potato]

It swells and becomes inflammed, it turns a deep red as the blood clots in place and one fateful night... They fall off.

[Asker]

Wait, your boobs fall off...

[just_a_potato]

It was a joke love lmao

[MlleCake]

Blood. IF a woman is lactating, it's not near the surface. But most of us aren't lactating at any given moment.

[Asker]

But what if it bites the nipple when the baby slumbers and feeds on the womens boob?

[MlleCake]

The milk is not at the surface like that.

[Asker]

But then how does a baby suck boob milk?

[MlleCake]

Something called a let-down happens. Basically, the child sucks for a few moments and the breast then releases the milk in a way that is not entirely different from when you have yo pee, and you get to the toilet and you just relax and the pee flows. The milk is stored in ducts deep in the breast.

[Asker]

But then what happens once the baby sucks for a few moments and gets distracted and then a mosquito lands on the nipple when the milk is flowing in the boob?

[MlleCake]

It would have to inset it's "straw" right into the tiny tubes that the milk comes out through.

[Asker]

Dont the tubes reach the nipples though?

[MlleCake]

Yes. But the mosqito doesn't want milk. He's not going to seek out a tiny eensy weensy milk duct.

[Asker]

But nipples have blood right? So what if milk comes out instead of blood?

[MlleCake]

It won't.

[Asker]

Wow, women are interesting creatures. Thank you for your wisdom. This should be taught in schools

[OtakuNeko666]

i don't think the breasts skin/fat is so thin that the mosquito would puncture where the milk flows.

[Asker]

But what if it's on the nipple?

[OtakuNeko666]

I don't know, maybe? I don't think mosquitos go for the nipple cause there's not much fat/blood there.

[Repa33]

Lol blood. Boobs dont have milk unless the woman is pregnant and its not stored in the surface

[AnnonEMouse]

I gotta say. This one really made me laugh. I suppose if the woman is breastfeeding, either? I don't know LOL

[Asker]

But you're a woman, you're supposed to know.

[AnnonEMouse]

You're right, I do, but it is secret girl information.

[Asker]

I won't tell. I swear.

[AnnonEMouse]

I would tell you but then you'd have to cut off your dick.

[Asker]

But what has he ever done to you >:( you hisss

[AnnonEMouse]

Now now. It was running with the girls only joke. It wasn't meant to be personal.

[Asker]

You made it this way mommy

[vald9inches]

wow this got really awkward really fast! lmfao xD

[rgb008]

boobs don't have any vascularity in them
so the mosquito sucks out the fat
which makes boobs become SMALLER :(

[Asker]

Poor boobs 😥 does you boyfriend protect them from mosquitoes?

[rgb008]

Tfw no b f :(

[Asker]

Well, I guess I'm your "personal" security guard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[rgb008]

woah bro I need to see ur credentials first ok?
boob protection requires the finest security

[Asker]

My credentials say that I am. "Experienced" with boob protection baby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[rgb008]

well I need a license or some shit

[Anonymous]

Lol, just blood like everywhere else on their interesting bodies

[Asker]

But what happens when the female is breastfeeding her baby?

[Opinion Owner]

Still only blood since milk ducts are not that close to the surface

[jimyee]

If a mosquito bites your ass does it eat shit?

[Asker]

Yes.

[Turkishkurd]

Creepy guys gonna creep

[the_imperfectionist]

This question gave me a good ass laugh

[LeoElias]

Omg this question is so dumb. Stay in school kids

[JamesBoradil03]

what the fuck.