Should I do cocaine to lose weight?

Anonymous
Okay I am obese and I am worried about my health. I hate eating healthy and I am very lazy to go to the gym. So I want to do cocaine to lose weight. I hear it can make people lose weight. I figure I will go on a cocaine bender during winter break before my spring semester at college starts. And then once I have lost enough weight that I am no longer medically obese I will just quit using cocaine. What do you all think about this plan
Should I do cocaine to lose weight?
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