What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

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Or you can share your funny fall moment even if you are not injured

[FictionalCharacter]

Playing ball ⚽️ in the house, while my mom was at work. I knocked over a glass portrait, with glass shattered all over the floor. I tried to clean up the mess and one of the shards cut my knee deeply. So my older sister tried to perform ‘surgery’ on me. By cutting my skin off with scissors ✂️ and alcohol.

That now, I’m left with a mark.

No, it’s not a birthmark. But a wound/scar

[Anonymous]

Not me, but my little brother. He broke a few bones in his foot when he fell of an elliptical at school. He was trying to impress a girl to get her number.

[KittyImpala67]

I was eight and mimicking Tom Cruise in my socks on a polished floor. My brother ran into me and knocked me flat on my face. We were out in the bush when it happened it was an hour wait for a ranger to find us and an eight hour drive to the nearest hospital where they had to call a dentist in at ten in the evening. I broke one of my front teeth, had to have a root canal on it and they glued it back together. Knocked all my other teeth skew and loose, some of my adult teeth that hadn't emerged were actually knocked upwards. They did all the work while I was conscious because I'd hit my head so hard as well. I had a black nose, puffy cheeks, an aching jaw and a huge amount of anger at my brother despite it being my fault.

[ahlanagibbs77]

I walking up the steps and missed like two steps , hopped up and fell on both my knees 😂. Everything went in slow motion. I actually have like 2 other stories involving stairs. Me , gravity , and stairs don’t quite get along. I’m like third wheeling on gravity and stairs 😂

[SomeGirl88]

At a cottage, tripped over a tree root carrying a plate of food and severely twisted my ankle. My plate of food ended up on the ground (dog ate it second later) and I had to be carried into the cottage. Spent 2 days resting while everyone else enjoyed themselves.

[OnlyMyOpinion]

I got mad drunk and lost my big toe on the left foot last year. The thing is, I don't know how or when it happened. The doctor said it looked like it got crushed off. He had to amputate the remaining bits. Maybe I got it ran over by a car or something. I really don't know. I just woke up in my house with blood everywhere and looked down and my half my big toe was missing. Had to clean it all up before wife woke up.

[OnlyMyOpinion]

Also had to explain that to my wife eventually. I wore socks for a few days so she doesn't notice but it was turning all foul and I had to go to the hospital.

[OnlyMyOpinion]

Didn't hurt nearly as much as I imagined losing a piece of our body like that. Well, I've broken bones before. It felt sort of like that but with a weird sensation that's hard to describe like I'm so used to it there. Started turning black and oozing stuff so I had to tell my wife and go to the hospital. I was hoping I could just forget about it. Then I had to get the rest of it amputated.

[OnlyMyOpinion]

Here in Japan some shady bars spike drinks with something resembling rape drug in other parts of the world. They usually do it to guys and steal their wallets. I think that's what happened to me because I completely lost memory of how I lost my toe. I've been drunk so many times and I can usually get at least a blurry recollection of what happened -- maybe just a few stumbling blocks like all the details of conversations or how I got home exactly. But never like a blank for the entire night. I got that when I lost my toe so maybe someone spiked my drink. My wallet was still there though -- just not my toe.

[Anno2]

Was really drunk and sat on the edge of my bed like a frog. Fell backwards and got all my bodyweight on my neck. Moaned for minutes and the crawled back in the exact same position. Fell in the same way and couldn't work for a week after that.

Still felt neck pain 6 months after if I had my head in certain position.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

1. I got a nosebleed when I quickly turned and bumped into my locker door.
2. I fell and got bruised by a piece of the chair that broke & collapsed while I was sitting on it.

[JosyJosy]

I was sparring and the other person was being really defensive so I got bored and thought "Why not use my bad leg and do a kick I haven't practised much yet?" just to entertain myself. Aaaaaand then I got kicked in the face :)

[WhiteSteve]

Broke my hand punching a refrigerator because I was mad that I spilled a sieve full of pasta I had just cooked lmao

[JimboGB]

I've kneed myself in the head by accident lol a friend of mine were sparring and we ended up on the ground (just messing around) I tried to knee him in the leg missed and nearly broke my nose- that was funny after my eyes cleared lol

[scooogy]

I rode down a road and thought I could drift along the curve like those car drivers shown in ads. Half a minute later the kid waiting at the traffic light wondered what that guy lying next to his bike was moaning about.

[Smoke-n-Growls]

I twisted my ankle while sleeping.

I am very good at sleeping. /s

[scarlett774]

I was trying to reach for a painting and it two and broke my nose

[lanadelrey25]

I fell and hit my eye on a chair back, got a black eye to

[douride2]

I strained an achilles tendon just walking up the stairs.

[Dingsbums]

Jumped off of a chair and my feet got stuck in the backrest so I made a flip and broke my arm

[codyccc]

I went to Britain and the got hit trying to cross the street because the car drive the other way

[JessieBellll]

I rolled down from the couch and broke 3 fingers on my foot

[Anonymous]

Maybe not for himself but his wife yes lol.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/q42-IJCSsBc

[Ndoddy25]

The teeth on a bike chain going into the back of my leg

[Thaly]

Know that you'll be injured but you still do it