What is the dumbest way you've been hurt?

[IJhonnyI]

I gotta say it was jumping a fence, I still have a 7 to 8 inch scarr.

[boredgal]

back when I was just a kid, I was swimming in the pool and for whatever reason I decided to take a dive for the first time, I jumped too short and scraped my leg on the edge of the swimming pool.

[IJhonnyI]

I've had a load amounts of falls on the edge of the pool, I've scratched, cut, opened, and bruised my self on the edge of a pool haven't gone to the pool in a while probably will soon😂

[boredgal]

Haha it was so painful 😣 I still have the scar on my leg lol

[boredgal]

Ripped the skin of

[IJhonnyI]

I know how that is, my calf is filled with scars and I got a pretty big scar on my wrist leading to my finger

[LilyoftheLake]

Trying to masturbate with an icicle... It was a VERY stupid idea.

Or maybe it was when I tried using duct tape to shave my legs. Ouch.

[IJhonnyI]

An icicle, must have been mad turned on 😂😂

[LilyoftheLake]

My mom had said something about using ice cubes in the bedroom and how the contrast was super stimulating (between heat and cold), so I thought I'd try it :/
I was 14, and I had no idea that it would melt into a point. Worse, it was numb for the first while, so I freaked out when I started bleeding.

[IJhonnyI]

An icicle sounds like a bad idea but a women told me about her experience about when she stuck an ice cube up her vagina it's not bad so she claimed, it's obviously cold as she said. Do you mean a literal icicle or a ice cube 🧊

[LilyoftheLake]

We were visiting family in Alaska. I mean a freaking icicle.
It wasn't huge, but I figured it might be better than a full size carrot.

[IJhonnyI]

Oh my bad sorry, probably should've done a carrot, you wouldn't have had to go all the way inside with the carrot, but the icicle if it was as pointy as I'm imagining I am sorry for your you know 😐

[DryGermanGuy]

And that’s where the expression „a snowball‘s chance in hell“ comes from! 🤔😁😬

[Dinklex3]

OW.
😭

[Sparkie460]

When I was a kid, maybe around 10 or 12 I used to make ramps and jump them with my bike. This one day I made the ramp and jumped it several times. I didn't realize that the board kept sliding down each time I went on it. Well the next time I did it, it slid off and my front tire hit the cement block. I went face first into the street hitting my mouth on my now broken mirror which went through my bottom lip. Blood was everywhere. I pushed my bike home. Showed my mom and we had to go to the hospital to get stitches. It took 12 stitches to close up the inside and outside of my lip. When we got home stupid me decided to continue where I leftoff and jumped ramps again until the numbness wore off. Then it really started hurting.

[midnightmoon05]

6 years ago, went hiking to see a waterfall. I jumped up a railing (4 feet high on my end). Jumped off the other side, prob 7feet high… landed on a stone. My heel shattered into pieces. Leg broken. I have 12 screws and two long scarves each 8-12 inches. I was out of work 3 months. Sergeant said I might need surgery again at some point.

[ChrisMaster69]

I cleaned my conservatory in last house, used some really good glass polish

then walked into the conservatory door which I thought was open, ended up on ground, bust nose and banged forehead.

Another time, up in northern Scotland on a military exercise on base, was out in field sorting some comms cables, used to use a scalpel to bare the wires. Ran scalpel around cable, never noticed because of cold had sliced 360 around my finger, lost tip of glove and a good bit of blood lol

[Dinklex3]

As a kid, I loved Xena The Warrior Princess.

When our parents weren't home we'd throw knives at the cabinet in our kitchen. I did some stupid ass move and while removing the knife it fell and cut my toe/foot.

It wasn't anything severe, but it hurt and I was a dumbass.

[Lyndsielee666]

I coughed so hard last night I fell face first off my kitchen counter. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[exitseven]

R U OK?

[Sparkie460]

Ouch. Do I want to ask what you were doing on the counter? I hope you feel better today

[Lyndsielee666]

@Sparkie460 I’m short and sit up here when I’m cooking 😭

[Sparkie460]

@Lyndsielee666 maybe you should get a small step stool. It's a little safer.

[IJhonnyI]

I'm saying 🤏🏽👁👁 😂

[Lyndsielee666]

@Sparkie460 I have stools all over my chicken it does absolutely nothing if I can’t reach into the cupboards 😒

[Sparkie460]

Ok I understand. I wasn't trying to be rude

[Lyndsielee666]

@Sparkie460 I didn’t think you were being rude!☺️

[Sparkie460]

That's good 👍 😌

[_deeznuts]

i broke my leg from doing a backflip off a trampoline lol

[JohnK123]

Looser

[_deeznuts]

shut up it was slay

[IJhonnyI]

Ignore him, I learned too stop taking people on this app seriously 😂

[JohnK123]

She’s literally my mom…. Don’t say that

[_deeznuts]

I will dw

[Anonymous]

Ah, many daft things when I was young.

I sprained my ankle kicking off an imaginary spider.

I ran into a wire fence which left a scar under my nose

I ran across a road, tripped, and knocked myself out.

I managed to pull a boiling kettle of water on myself and had a scar for about 15 years (it grew out).

A surprisingly uneventful life actually.

[Blackcosmo]

I kept rocking a (normal) chair and the thing fell. I hurt my head but serves me right for being an idiot.

[_deeznuts]

oml I used to do that too😭

[Blackcosmo]

@_deeznuts Lmao I guess I'm not the only one!

[_deeznuts]

indeed not

[Sparkie460]

You're definitely not the only one that did that. I did it too in school

[Blackcosmo]

@Sparkie460 Lol I hope no one saw you fall.

[Sparkie460]

@Blackcosmo the whole class saw me fall. I was ok though.

[Blackcosmo]

@Sparkie460 Oof.

[Fireguy17]

A simple slip and fall, all of me landed on my right elbow.
Tore 3 rotator cuffs in my right shoulder.
It was a fire department injury, put me on desk duty for 6 months, and it never was the same after.
Nothing heroic about it at all.

[DryGermanGuy]

Using the front brakes on my bicycle while driving on snow. The second the bike crashed, I remembered why one should not do that! 🤬🤬🤬

[snackthatsmilesback]

Punching a door. Luckily no permanent loss of function, just several weeks in casts and getting asked what happened and if I can wipe my own ass.

[Lowiu]

I ahve a big scar on my heel from stepping into a garden water tap

[Jude_Wills]

Ooouch that will be painful

[exitseven]

ouch, I stepped on a clam shell an cut my heel quite badly. It ruined the whole summer for me

[Lowiu]

Cuts on the bottom of your feet suck so much

[exitseven]

@lowiu Yes, it took forever before it stopped hurting.

[JohnK123]

what’s a garden water trap

[Lowiu]

@JohnK123 Tap, the thing water comes out if you open it you can connect a hose to it

[Guy13]

I really wanted that coconut 🥥 and there was no 🌴 🙊 and like six years old in the cashew bush/tree…, Yeah, I dated this girl and there are pics and real-life Testimony. Her nickname was/is Monkey.

[exitseven]

I was building an underground fort and was throwing rocks out of the hole and one rolled back it an split my head open. I was 11 years old.

[Sparkie460]

How deep was the fort?

[exitseven]

@Sparkie460 Maybe ten feet. I do not know why the hole was there. Probsblty some construction project gone bad.

[Sparkie460]

Good thing it didn't collapse in on you. You wouldn't be here today to talk about it

[Anonymous]

Sneezed too hard and pulled a muscle on my neck. Couldn’t turn my neck for almost a week…

[JaxiCats]

Umbrella broke I have a scar on my thumb from it

[Creampiekarl420]

It was tryna do the blocboy Shoot dance and I slipped and sprained my wrist and ankle had to ride the bench my sophomore year😑

[goaded]

There was the electric fence that was a bit higher than I expected when I stepped over it. A zap to the "inner thigh" is not nice!

[Sparkie460]

At least it was your thigh and not a little higher. Lol

[goaded]

@Sparkie460 I jumped pretty high, I can tell you!

[matty6500]

Sprained my ankle chasing a volleyball in a gym.

[msc545]

Slipped and fell standing stoppedon ice on skis, wrecked my knee.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

One time a long time ago, we were at a Water Park and I touched a dying Bee. Omega LoL

[JohnK123]

Broke my foot on one of those pool cleaning boxes…. Was playing basketball and some senior huge guy stepped on my foot and it was half on the box… broke my right foot 😭

[jimmy2]

As a kid I stuck my head in a truck and a dog bit me and almost took out my eye

[KostasKouvalis]

I put a car cigarette lighter up to my arm. For some reason, I didn't think it would be hot

[Dimension453]

I took on a bully in elementary school who was three grades ahead of me and twice my size. He fucked me up good. Not. Very. Smart.

[OddBeMe]

Told my first grade teacher i loved her…

[madgoat]

:-) How did that go?

[OddBeMe]

@madgoat not in bdsm