What's a stupid way you've hurt yourself?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Thinking about the time my cat scratched my face and I almost lost an eye lol. I've also injured the same eye with a bird cage. How have you hurt yourself before?

[MCheetah]

Got hit with Confuse Ray from a Haunter. A one-hit-KO on myself cause I did three Sword Dances before that and was going to follow up with Payback, while it kept trying to hit Hypnosis, but missing (even though I was holding a Chesto Berry, so it wouldn't have worked even if it hit Hypnosis successfully). Goddamn I hate Confuse Ray!

[Anonymous]

I hit my toes in the corners of our dining table, or my desktop table or even our bed. Hurts a lot. Scratches are also there by a lot. I feel sorry for my toes.

It was today only; I was getting ready to go for my coaching class. I hit my head between A and B pillars of our car. I am 5 feet 2 inches. I drive Hyundai Creta. There should be no reason for me to hit my head while sitting in the driver's seat. Got hit after the class too!

The most silliest of all!

[bubblegunnn]

Jumped out from the train after its about to move, it was actually move already but not so fast, yet i still jumped out cuz im not awared if it was my station.. right after i rolled my body next to the railway i realized if the train was move pretty quick lol. Got my right palm and hand also my right knee bleeding so much, whole body hurts, and my clothes kinda wet cuz it was rainy and the sun goes down..
It was so stupid.

[The_Shadow_Dweller]

You live to tell the tale. That matters.😄

[bubblegunnn]

What

[MissMam]

so during the summer I was hanging out with my friend and we where at sail training and it was poring and we where board. so we left the property and went to a nearby park and we where all goofing around having fun and me and one of my friend decided to try and jump over a squash/tenses court net and she did it successfully but I jumped too late and fliped over it landing on my back, it was so stupid and reticules.

[NathanDavis]

-played with blades as a months old baby... not sure who trusted me with a blade

-held a firecracker too tight, lmao... I had not gone through physics chapters yet

-lost balance, then tried to save expensive furniture with the sheer strength of my lower back/spine... most painful thing I've ever experienced

-touched a live wire

-tried to walk through a wall right after waking up, I wasn't fully awake so I could de-materialize on time

[Sour-rose]

O ya know... curiosity killed the cat kind of way.

Little me was burning a plastic sword because I thought what would happen if I did... well it burned... and the wax dripped on my fukin' finger and burned the hell out of it. Stinged a good bit for three weeks. >_<

[Weapon77]

Possibly the dumbest way was when I tried to quickly move an aluminum can that had been near the campfire WITH MY BARE FINGERS.

But I also once slipped on a tree root and gored my side with a shoot, hit myself in the face, hand, and nuts dozens of times while learning to use a bow staff, bit myself so bad I needed a doctor while eating, through a random wheel in the woods that had sharp metal attached that cut open my hand, and several other things lmao

[whereismyjohnny]

I walked into a glass door.

[Msputiton]

Lmao.

I almost poked out my eye while sleeping🥴

[SnowedIn]

Tripped on a perfectly flat sidewalk and gashed a shin and my knee as well as my hand. Ripped up my uniform just hours before my boss' boss was due to visit headquarters.

[Guy13]

Trying to slide through a barbwire fence and ripping a nice long skin tear line along top forearm...

[SpaceGalaxy]

Reading comments by some GAG members have hurt me psychologically

[Havthrills]

Not me, but I knew a guy that swung a hammer at an item in a table. Missed completely. Hit himself in the balls. Then he later put Icy Hot on it. 🤣🤣

[Horse-girl]

I managed somehow to slam my own fingers in the door, that was a very painful mistake.

[Fireguy17]

A slip and fall while on duty and tore my rotator cuff in 3 places.
I've had surgery on it, but it has never been the same.

[that1guy19]

Went on my dirt bike in the woods and clotheslined myself on a tree branch. Feel back on my ass and the bike went down a hill into a hole

[AviatorTom]

I don't know how many times I've smashed my thumb with a hammer while pounding nails.

[Agape93]

Tripped on nothing and face planted onto my porch steps. I'm ok it just stung lol

[art84]

Shaving and I cut my finger when replace a blade.

[PainusNdeeAnus]

Penis and pencil sharpener

I think you know the rest I won’t go into details

[Dat-Alpha-Lion]

I hit my face on a door and had to get a bandage over my eyebrow. That hair never grew back.

[Anonymous]

Ordered a too big sex toy cause i dont know measurments. Hopped on it anyway

[Amarah0]

Ripped out my insulin pump climbing over a fence

[Bigjake1019]

Ouch

[bigpauly]

I fell in a ditch when sledding once lol

[Debbie14217]

shaving my cooch

[Anonymous]

There's too many to count. 🤣🤣🤣