Does a bigger butt cause a louder fart than a smaller butt?

[Anonymous]

I would imagine the excess fat of the buttcheeks cause some loud, airhorn-style farts.

[TooDrunk4Sex]

it depends on the skill level of the person and in my experience any small but with sufficient training and discipline can beat even the biggest ones

[TooDrunk4Sex]

i have heard same thing about eating contest, like many people assume big people will eat faster. but u look at all the skinny champions. it is not necessarily intuitive who will make the biggest fart or come up with a cure for cancer. i think we have to be open minded because maybe that little person in the corner is going to set a world record. u never know. and how far can we progress as a society if we just assume in advance?

[TooDrunk4Sex]

a little person can have the biggest heart. they might even have a bigger heart than usual because the whole world looks down on them. and a big heart can be used to make a big heart. we might laugh at them and say, u are small so ur farts will be tiny and cute. but then if u do that u will not prepare for the tornado that is gonna come outta their butt. like board up the windows you know.

[TeeSquare]

Seriously that's what popped into your head? 🤪🤣 thanks for the chuckle

[Baby767]

The size of your bum doesn't determine how loud a fart can sound...
Heck I've heard worse from those with less.

[Anonymous]

I have a medium sized butt and I have the loudest farts of anyone I know. Do with that information what you will.

[Iron_Man]

No it shouldn’t