I’ve noticed I could have half a stalk of asparagus in a salad and my per is still just as stinky. You?

Interesting. More people are saying it doesn’t than I expected. Hmmmm. Trust me you would notice. It is a BAD smell.

That’s the most fun part about asparagus. Coffee does the same thing and so does the cereal Golden Crisp.
Coffee does not make my pee stink! Golden crisp huh?
Well, it doesn’t stink, it just smells like coffee.
Nope! Not me!
Great. I probably have some genetic abnormality now.
Probably. 🤣🤣🤣
@mangospacho Honey Smacks too.
Well damn. My childhood was a farce.
yes of course lol
Check out the comments. Some are immune apparently lol
they must not be eating it right then lol
Is there a way to eat it wrong? Lol. Even half a stalk stinks my pee to high heaven. 🤣
same here... and almost instantly lol
It is instant! Takes like 5 min or less.
thanks for the MHO!
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Yeah, this is a pretty well known one. It also makes semen taste terrible! The opposite of course is PINEAPPLE JUICE! (I don’t really care about the effects on urine) However, it will make semen (cum) taste positively delightful! Ladies, if you meet a guy and he’s drinking 8oz of pineapple juice every evening before he leaves home for a date with you… marry him! This has got to be one of the most thoughtful guys EVER! A dozen roses may seem romantic, but changing his diet just in case you happen to go down on him… wow, just wow! Guys, take notes here!
Don't have to tell me, in have a big bottle of 100% pure pineapple juice in my fridge 24/7 for years now
@cookiecrusher Omg! That’s so sad! Well, keep trying, I’m sure you’ll eventually find a girl and you’ll be available to use that juice, although it it’s been years, you might wanna splurge, and buy a fresh bottle!
I wonder if he means he keeps his fridge stocked with it. 🤔
What😅, i'm happily married though.
I keep it stocked, every new one arrives in a couple of days.
Happy for you @cookiecrusher
@cookiecrusher Oh, well not only good for you, but good for your wive! You are such a thoughtful partner… trust me it does not go unappreciated! And judging from the amount of juice you go through, you already realize the benefits! Again… such a gr8 guy!
I thought this was something genetic ,(might be mistaking it for something else) like with the people that can smell ants, or think coriander taste like -something?- .
I can’t smell it whenever we eat it but maybe I just don’t eat enough in one sitting
Does not take much at all. And yes, some think cilantro tastes like soap. That is a gene.
Lame ass super powers 😂
Yee you are right. .. but partially... but reason is not asparagus... since asparagus is good for kidney it helps more efficient filteration of urine causing urine to have more urea thus a stinky pee. Now urea levels differ from body to body according to food and so thus the smell.
Well that was very informative. Thank you!
Thanks if you wanna know more about different foods follow me back.
Your question history is quite sexual sir. Are you talking about 🍆? 😂 Are you actually a gynecologist?
Yes I am... really... nd yes u got me right... by the way being a doc doesn't deprive you from your hormones... we all have it... lol... come to inbox for more😂😂
Oh I am aware of that. I best stay out of your inbox as I am married. 😅
Cool😂😂
you are correct, certain foods can do that to you, and it can affect others differently.
You can probably look it up and find out exactly why it does that if you are that interested.
Supposedly if you eat a lot of dairy products it can make your feet smell.
Definitely makes my pee stink. I think there's genetic reasons why it makes some people's pee stink and not others. Similar to how cilantro tastes like soap to some people.
I was thinking the same thing!!!
I've started to use asparagus as a prank.
Eat some before I'm going to be at someone's house or office like at a party so there are enough people for them not to know it was me.
Go pee, don't flush.
Bathroom will smell like burnt rubber.
Ewwwwww! Ruthless!
Bummer! Asparagus is my favorite vegetable. I have never noticed a "stinky pee smell" after eating it.
I meant bummer for you. I love asparagus.
Crazy! Doesn’t stop me from eating it!
I can't say that I ever noticed. I eat it grilled. I don't know if grilling changes the chemistry, thereby eliminating malodor.
Nope it does not!
Never really noticed a difference from asparagus. My pee pretty much smells the same all the time.
I know pineapple affects the taste of semen.
Hmmmm
@loves2learn Re: your update... it's already a pretty pungent smell. Maybe that's why I don't notice the asparagus.
You need more water. Lol
@loves2learn You're right. I don't drink enough water. I hate the taste of water, even though it's nicely filtered by the fridge. In addition to the limited water I do drink, I often drink Gatorade or fruit juices, or add NUUN to the water. I'm sure those affect the color and odor of my pee.
I think you are probably right! What about crystal light?
@loves2learn Interesting you suggested that. I used to drink that when I was younger. Typically filled a half gallon pitcher with water and (was it 2 or 4 scoops of Crystal Light?). I guess I just got tired of the taste.
They sell little squeeze bottles now in all kinds of flavors
Thanks for the suggestion... maybe I'll try that
No prob. 😊
I haven’t really noticed. I’ll get back to you when I eat some lol
You don’t have to actually smell it. It stinks up the whole bathroom.
Yeah I’m just joking but I don’t think it actually happens to me
When you give a guy a BJ can you taste Asparagus then? How about cabbage and sauerkraut?
I’d have to run an experiment. Lol You down? For science?
I think it does.
I also think Super Golden Crisp/Honey Smacks cereal does too!
That’s what others said too 🤯
I'm pretty sure it does. Broccoli messed me up completely. The smell was in my urine, my fecal matter and i smelt it when I sweat. Lol when trying to eat healthy goes wrong.
Lol!
When digested asparagusic acid gets broken down into sulfur containing byproducts. Sulfur, in general, is not very pleasant to smell, When you pee, the sulfur byproducts evaporate almost immediately, causing you to smell that unpleasant scent.
I've done many raunchy things in my lifetime, smelling my pee has never been one of them
It’s instantaneous
There ya go.
I believe any veggie could make ones urine smell , I had beets change my urine to color red and thought oh shit I'm peeing blood and to this day I refuse to eat beets
Does to mine and it's almost instantaneous. It's not an unpleasant smell
I don’t like it
Smells worse than rotten eggs to me lol
I've heard it is F. I also heard D. have to try and see
Whaaaaa? 🤣
Yes; me experience is a solid smell when you pee 😆
It is indeed. 😳
I think it would, But your pee stinks anyway usually.
Your pee stinks 🤣 But seriously it’s a district nasty smell
*distinct
I do love asparagus but I love weed even more so who could tell?
Lmao!
Yes, I believe so, but also some people are genetically NOT to smell asparagus. I wonder why?
Programmed***
Hmmmmm
True story!
aragus and I have not noticed my pee smelling after eating it.
Hmmmm
I love asparagus but it does make the pee a bit smelly for me.
Yes. A reminder you don’t miss. “What the…? Oh, yeah..”…
i actually enjoy the smell of my urine up to at least a week while stagnant. it does smell better if i eat right and that includes asparagus.
asparagus is a very expensive vegetable. it doesn't smell in general.
"having bad visuals of loves2learn peeing all of the sudden"
My apologies 🤣
LOL just teasing you ... Love your questions/comments, always Please take good care and promise me " NO asparagus"
Very well. I will continue to eat the asparagus tho 🤣
LOL LOL
Never did it to me, but everyone else around me has this happen.
Anything you eat can affect how your pee smells. It will smell less if you drink more water but who can be bothered drinking water nowadays?
I love asparagus and have eaten very large quantities. Yet not once has it made my urine stink.
It does to a lot of people, but I haven't noticed it myself
I don't eat grass. That's what it reminds me of. I don't like the taste of asparagus
I heard it does I don't eat that shit so I don't know 🤢🤮
I never ate it so I don’t know but what makes your pee stink is broccoli.
I haven't paid attention to that but either way i been eating a lot of pineapple
oh ya, cilantro can do it too cuz it flushes heavy metals out of your body
@loves2learn Very good question. I say yes it does.
it does change the taste of all body fluid not just pee
Yes and apparently other fluids too.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the wife let you know?
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yes, big time, and instantly.
So true!
It does that to most people
That is what I thought.
Yes it does , same can be said for soda
Like cola?
Sometimes those that are drinking a lot of them in excess have an odd urine smell when they go sometimes its slightly sweet but if it gets on the floor it is sticky
Weird!
I don't know. I don't eat asparagus.
Whyyy not?
The real question is why?
It’s delish!
Yes it does and it also changes the color
I've heard about that but I've never noticed it.
It definitely makes my pee stink 😂
yes and thanks for asking.
Lol you are welcome.
Yes, and more if you know what I mean.
I do lol
I don't know.
Eat some and report back, cuhh!
Lmao! You are a trip.
Cuhh, yeah, cuhh. 😂
Did I misuse it? 🥺
My bad, cuhh!
Won’t happen again. 😂
Duly noted, cuhh!
I shall be careful from now on. 🙏🏼
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I don't know I never ate much asparagus
Never thought about that ! ?
Really? It is massively stinky. Very noticeable.
Yes it does for me
It does to mine.
Yeap
Yes it does
Yes, it does.
Allegedly
yes it does
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