Has anyone ever taken an albino number two?

[Anonymous]

Luckily it only happened the one time because that could be a side of serious health problems. I went lump of brown and the other half was a regular one that was albino. Was so weird

[FunkyMonkee]

`Splain, Lucy! I have no idea what you mean by albino number 2. You dropped a white turd?

[Asker]

Yes.

[FunkyMonkee]

The only time I ever saw a white turd is a pile of dog shit that's been in the sun for a few days.
I dropped a completely clear one, one day! It looked just like any other normal turd except that you could see right through it! It was amazing! I should've had it framed or put on display at the museum!

[SlothySlob]

Wait, what? White shit?

[UniquelyBasic]

Dont know. ...🚪🚶 Bye