I love red spuds so much that I am calling my body "a spud machine." What would a man think if I used that phrase casually?

[Dumbbitcc2]

If I said...
I love stretching my spud machine.

(Let's assume he knows what I mean by SPUD MACHINE.)

[MORPHEUS_12]

I prefer my spuds to have just a little butter, sour cream and salt.

[Dumbbitcc2]

Red?

[kkc2018]

If you explain it and can laugh about yourself in the right way, it shows confidence and humor. Find yourself a Samwise who needs taters in their life.

[Dumbbitcc2]

Sam?

[kkc2018]

From lord of the rings samwise gamgee I think its spelled... "taters aye, fry em, mash em, stick em in a stew."

[kkc2018]

Also if you are trolling me 10/10

[Dumbbitcc2]

Have faith in your own answers man... I hate when people accuse me of trolling. Just spoils everything.

Anyway i never saw that film so i wouldn't know.

[kkc2018]

I never accused you of anything I just thought it may be a joke. I guess I'm not sure what the everything was that was spoiled.

[Dumbbitcc2]

The vibe. Its like someone saying "i dont believe your words"... Would you wanna continue talking to them? They basically dismissed you and everythint else you will say.

[Wise4myage]

Guys might think your fat.