Does brushing teeth with spider web make them stronger?

[Anonymous]

Have you tried this natural remedy, if your teeth are deficient in minerals?

[NamerOfStars]

That... that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Now, spider silk DOES have the highest tensile strength of any naturally occurring substance on Earth (that we know of), so I can see where the idea would come from, but that's not an attribute shared just by close contact- if it were, then spiders would be nearly invincible- and their prey, almost completely so.

[ZXCwWRQWz]

I have never heard of this! I wouldn't make that my primary plan either way. Where do you get spider webs though?

[Asker]

These spiders just bombard me from all angles. Especially when I'm naked.

[lalaloveee]

To be honest, when I looked in the mirror and saw my mouth full of spider webs, I'd probably think that am I brushing my teeth or blowjob to Spiderman

[Asker]

As a guy using a pink account, I'm more inclined to getting nursed by a spider woman.

[Asker]

And let me know if you need some spider feathers.

[lalaloveee]

Girl f*ck it the strong teeth. If you wear a spider web sleeping bag, you can even become the lord of the rings.

[Asker]

Nah it will just make me into an occult androgyne.

[Sour-rose]

I'm tired... and hungry.

[Asker]

Do you think I'm so small that you wouldn't know if I'm fcking you when I am?

[bean2k21]

I knew a girl who did this and she transitioned into the Prime Minister of Canada. Everyone thinks she's a man and they shriek at the sight of her.

[Asker]

I'm sure that poor girl was forced to. She was used as a rag to clean the corners of the WEF laboratory where the bug food is grown. Most likely couldn't keep her fucking mouth shut and so the spider web entered her gay mouth.

[Dіldophobe]

Justin Trudeau's a buffoon, his choices make us swoon,
His intellect is lacking, and he often looks so plain,
He talks with such insistence, and often uses persistance,
But nothing ever comes of it except for a lot of pain.

He's always trying to be bold, but his decisions are so cold,
And he's often out of touch with what the people need,
His policies can't be sold, and his answers often unfold,
To reveal he's not the leader that he said he'd be.

He's never quite sure what to do, and his opinion's terribly skewed,
He lacks the knowledge and the power to make it through,
He never has a clue, and his ideas are so few,
And the result is always something that we soon will rue.

He likes to talk so much, but his words can't bring us luck,
His grandiose plans are nothing but a bluff,
He's always out of touch, and his decisions are as such,
That his term as PM will surely be enough.

[Still-alive]

do it while dipping your toes in anti-freeze for maximum effect

[Wise4myage]

How is that possible?