Every morning, I wake up before my alarm and usually with a sigh of relief that I get to pretend I'm sleeping in for a bit. Some people would be upset by the anxiety of waiting for the alarm to go off but this is when I get the best dreams.
I'll stretch for a bit, mostly my legs, try to love slowly. I am wildly short tempered in the morning so I try to stay far away from people for the first couple hours I'm awake. Get some water boiling, take a shower, make green tea. After I get dressed, I take a look by my desk and my door to check my post-it-notes I keep to remind me of stuff I keep forgetting. Like taking out the trash or calling someone on the way somewhere or reminding me of a meeting I want to set up, they could be about anything.
My days are pretty sporadic so it's hard to say what happens next. I might take my longboard somewhere, drive or walk to the train if I have to go into the city.
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Alarm goes off. Yell at Alexa to turn alarm off. Tell cat to stop poking me (true story, she pokes me with her claw). Take meds. Tell Alexa to turn light on. Pee. Trip over cat coming out of bathroom. Say things that I cannot repeat here. Go downstairs. Get cup, put under Keurig, start coffee brewing. Staring contest with cat who thinks her food bowl should have been before coffee. Lose staring contest. Fill cat's food and give her fresh water. Hug teenager who has stumbled out of bed to get ready for school. Drink coffee.
With almost zero variation, this is, in fact, my morning routine.
After I wake up I take my meds, put the coffee on, go pee pee, take three puffs outside on my balcony, get coffee, turn on Fox News Channel, go on GaG while watching Fox News and sipping on my coffee. Fast stop.
Wake up and stare at the wall like a zombie. Trying to figure out if I'm alive or not. Trying to decide if I want to just go back to sleep or not lol.
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- Wake up
- Brush my teeth
- Take a shower
- Pray
- Chop some fruits for breakfast (since the breakfast I get is awful)
- Have my breakfast
- Call back home
- Go to office
Wake up, get dressed, walk dogs, turn on computer, make coffee/food and feed dogs, start work
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crawl into the coldest shower possible, right away...
I wake up swipe my alarm silent on my phone then I reach down to feel my penis and genitals. Then I crawl out of bed while exposing my penis and Genitals while walking to the bathroom to go pee pee. Then I walk back to my bedroom turn my T. V. for Good Day Atlanta then I take my morning meds and get on my laptop.
Wake up, check my phone for messages etc. Lie in bed a bit, brush teeth and skincare etc. then breakfast. Pretty simple really
Have my morning coffee, breakfast, take medication
Wake, brush my teeth, shower, check my email while drinking a cup of tea.
Start brewing coffee and head to the bathroom.
Drag tired ass outta bed, brush teeth, make coffee, make lunch, and finish waking up on the long commute in
check my phone, sleep some more, get up.. wash my face n brush my teeth, and tea timeee
No set routine besides drowning myself in caffeine. My day starts depending on my mood
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Iβm wide awake early in the morning with stressful thoughts because of my circumstances
woke up then sleep again
I curse the alarm.
Checking my phone
It's fabulous 👌
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