I'm starting to a get slight bit of the dad bod going. It's not full-blown. More like a guy who looks 2-months pregnant. I figured I could poop it out but it seems to be sticking these days. Marriage seems to make it way, way, worse.
Turns out it might not be about poop. I might actually be growing something in the inner fat recesses of my inner abdomen. I figure even after 2 weeks of pooping a lot that I might actually be growing a dad bod. I figure 47,000 beers are gonna add up some day, and that day is today!
So I'm at a crossroads and I'm trying to decide what type of guy I wanna be. Do I wanna be that guy who obsesses over training his body every day? Or that guy who is sitting on a chair a lot dreaming about donuts and later pizza and beer? What type of guys do you all think I should be?
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