Who would you choose as your personal trainer?

[Spongebobssocks]

Imagine you are joining the army and your country is going to war. Which pt would you choose for your training?

They all have the same 1 week online course training and no experience.

Obese trainer thinks diet Coke is healthy

Super thin dude too shy to talk

Bimbo always on the phone

Creep that knows your name somehow

[Quackthulu2]

I wouldn’t join the army at all. I would join the Marine Corps instead and get a proper trainer. Of course with my education I would go into OCS instead of boot camp.

[Agape93]

I like a woman in uniform

[Agape93]

With her boot on a certain blue eyed guys face

[Quackthulu2]

@Agape93 To be fair the uniform does look better on the guys.

[Agape93]

Fair, so it should be removed when able

[Quackthulu2]

@Agape93 Fun fact, the USMC Dress Blue overcoat worn with the Alphas but not the Charlies, because the way the collar works on the guys there isn’t actually a need to wear anything under it.

[Agape93]

Oh? Sounds like you should get one 🤔

[Quackthulu2]

@Agape93 The female one doesn’t work the same.

[Agape93]

Get the male one for some uniform play lol

[Agape93]

I'll take voldemort at the bottom

[Spongebobssocks]

How come?😆

[Agape93]

He looks like voldemort. Plus if I polish his head, I might see my future

[Spongebobssocks]

😂🤣 good choice!

[Agape93]

Avada goddamn your head is smoother than a pickup line

[Agape93]

Looking like he got stuck halfway in a fetus deletus spell

[Agape93]

Looks like he deliberately mispronounces marinara sauce to annoy Italians

[Spongebobssocks]

🤣😂😂😂

[Agape93]

His lip stick is just white out

[Agape93]

Lookin like pinheads college drop out son

[Agape93]

Lookin like he's about to extoll the virtues of Dogecoin

[Spongebobssocks]

He looks like an Alien

[Agape93]

Lookin like he's about to offer to wash your house cat

[Spongebobssocks]

Haha yeah

[Agape93]

Nah, he's the one aliens tell their kids to avoid. Looks like he might be hiding tentacles somewhere

[Agape93]

@sectetsofkb you'll enjoy the roast lol

[Agape93]

Dammit @SecretsofKB

[LiamJHayden]

None of the above. I'm in far, far better shape than any of them already.

[Spongebobssocks]

I doubt they would agree on that

[NathanDavis]

from your options... I would go with One Punch Dude...

[Grond21]

Assuming I would need the personal training, the super thin guy.

[Degenerate]

Bimbo always on the phone

[Spongebobssocks]

why?😅

[Degenerate]

For sex

[Spongebobssocks]

ok lol