Have you touched grass yet today?

[Miah04]

If not go run outside, and touch it for 5 seconds.

Do it, do it now 🤨

[MrOracle]

I tromped across several lawns today, including this one:

And, no, it's definitely not MY 9,000 sq-ft. house - it's one of my customers'.

[Miah04]

Aww sounds interesting

[OfMiceandMen]

I did one better, I rolled in the grass alongside my dog. She got up and looked at me like wtf you doing?

[Miah04]

That's her thing. She like best watch yourself😂

[OfMiceandMen]

It was funny as hell to see the expression on her face. She just froze while I was doing it and then had this happy face on her once I stopped.😂

[Miah04]

Aww. Adorable

[Kayla45]

I stepped into an ant nest and got bit all up my leg. Grass was nice though! Yay grass!! 💚

[Miah04]

😂😂😂aww

[Klandestina]

Yes, with my bare feet. It was cold and refreshing.

[Miah04]

Yay!!

[Massageman]

Just had to apply some fungicide on ours.

[Miah04]

Ih dear

[Massageman]

It's at the border with our neighbor's lawn that is dying out by the crapload. I asked her if I could give it a shot and she agreed, so there is still hope. :- )

[DishLady]

Lol. I messed with my lovely basil and other herbs today. I'm done.

[Miah04]

Good job

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Why? What if touching grass makes you itch like crazy?

[Miah04]

Do it

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Sounds like you don’t care about if it’s harmful to people.

[Miah04]

I don't care about people trying to take a lighthearted question, and make it serious.
So naw. You aren't gonna get a reaction out of me.
Touch grass or be gone

[WhiteSteve]

Gotta run to the backyard right now, I’ll go barefoot👍

[Miah04]

Good steve

[ChicoFromThe305]

I'll pass, there's too many neighbors that don't pick up after there pets here, damn Russian old ladies smh

[Miah04]

y'all so dang lazy. Like 5 seconds is all i asked

[ChicoFromThe305]

You don't wanna touch doodoo do you?

[Miah04]

You could literally step outside and touch grass. You do not live on an island of doo doo.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I pretty much do, it's a complex and going too far for touching grass is such a assy thing to do lol

[AviatorTom]

Yes I have. My dog and I have gone for two walks today, and much of those walks are on the grass, which is much cooler than the pavement on the bright sunny day, which has been measured at 135F (57 C), hot enough to burn her paws.

[dreamstar72]

I touched a spot of grass this morning to see if it was ok to use my weed eater.

[Miah04]

Yay!!!

[MicahRaine]

Not technically. I'll run out on my next break.

[Miah04]

Yay!!

[ohsheeT]

Yes but you have to do with your shoes off so your body grounds out to the Earth... So do I have to do it right now or can I wait until the sun comes up

[douride2]

I was just out there barefoot a few minutes ago.

[Miah04]

Yay!!

[Wiredone]

Should I go in the front yard or the backyard

[Miah04]

Both at the sametime

[Wiredone]

I hope you'll bail me out of jail for walking in the front yard naked

[Wise4myage]

I was barefoot a few hours ago and the grass felt great.

[Miah04]

Yay!!!

[Wise4myage]

Thanks!

[DJB72]

My ability to do so is somewhat hampered currently...

[Skinhead-1979]

I've been outside today... for 3 hours at the seafront; didn't touch grass.

I have been touching 'Weed' does that count too?

[Unit1]

No, I'm on the wage slavery job to make a little pocket money, so i can sustain myself only.

[dustybiker2]

It's hot outside. I don't wanna.

[dustybiker2]

And I'm wearing a cool imp like wood fairy dress today. Don't want to freak anyone out of cause an accident.

[Miah04]

Do it😭

[dustybiker2]

Fine...

[dustybiker2]

Can I wait for my package to arrive?

[Miah04]

Fine😤

[dustybiker2]

Uh oh. Not the steam... 😲

[MemeSupreme]

what kind of grass are we talking about 😏

[Miah04]

The grass that don't get you high

[MemeSupreme]

i don't remember

like walking on it with shoes doesn't count so it's been a while

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I went for a walk as usual so yes, I did.

[Miah04]

Yay!!
Stay healthy girl

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Don't worry, I will. And hydrated. 🍉

[midnightmoon05]

I did! And always every opportunity I get.

[Miah04]

Yay!!

[midnightmoon05]

Do you stop to smell the flowers?

[midnightmoon05]

I wanted to ask that question here… will you do it? I have to get back to sleep now… it’s 4 am.

[StudyingAuthor]

What type of question is this?

[Wiredone]

She's being funny

[Miah04]

The type of question people named miah asks

[Wiredone]

Have you heard from @mandyfire98? Is she ok

[StudyingAuthor]

@miah smh. @Wiredone nope. have u checked her profile to see if she's been online lately?

[Wiredone]

She hasn't

[Miah04]

@Wiredone been a while since we spoke. She mandy. She be living it up, and comes back when she ready

[StudyingAuthor]

Ok... I did tho. I touch grass every time I go out to my backyard.

[Miah04]

Good job.

[Ms_Facesitter]

I have! Daily quest complete!

[Miah04]

Yay!! Go celebrate, you earned it

[Zoi1986]

Not real grass mostly sand here.

[Miah04]

Oh dear

[idfk2753]

I can't ITS 1 AMMMMMMM

[Miah04]

No excuses😭

[eagle1951]

been there don't that

[Miah04]

Yay!!

[sirderpsalot123]

Nah it's a play skyrim all day kind of day

[dustybiker2]

I'll join you. I'm banned from all physical activity and put in a dress 😒

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 ok lol you can't be worse than my girlfriend

[dustybiker2]

🙄 young people and their assumptions.
*cracks knuckes*

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 you've said yourself you're hopeless at video games lol

[dustybiker2]

I implied for dry humour points. I have been banned for screwing with family members top scores.

[dustybiker2]

And I am rusty now

[Miah04]

*grabs derp by the ear and makes him touch grass* all i asked was 5 seconds😡

[sirderpsalot123]

There's a lot grass to touch in Zelda breath of the wild. I'll play that instead

[dustybiker2]

😂😂

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 I'm all about compromising lol

[sirderpsalot123]

I do need to start that game because my girlfriend got it fir me but I've been content with skyrim lol

[dustybiker2]

Now you have an excuse. You have to touch the grass.

[CubaPirate]

Yes to see if it was dry enough to mow

[Charliefretz329]

Nope, just meat

[Miah04]

Do it charlie😡

[Charliefretz329]

For you maybe

[Charliefretz329]

My beautiful sausage chopper

[dustybiker2]

🤮🤮🤮

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 🤣

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 hater😭

[Charliefretz329]

Dusty, 😠 apologize to my angel

[dustybiker2]

I was upchucking at the sausage chapping. You all are hormonal.

[dustybiker2]

*chopping 🤬

[Charliefretz329]

Hey, who doesn’t love a lady in the kitchen? 🤨

[dustybiker2]

That's it BBQ for dinner.

[Charliefretz329]

Salmon, burgers and dogs, and ribs 😋

[Bklynbadboy12]

Why?

[Miah04]

Do it🤨

[Bklynbadboy12]

Nope I went to touch the hardwood instead. Basketball is my first love not track and field

[FarmBoy13]

Every day

[Anonymous]

Yeah