Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?

[purplepoppy]

If so where was it and how drunk were you?

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Guys, doesn't your bum get cold when you sit on these communal troughs?

[katiesmuff]

No I have not, but your question brought a big chuckle to me remembering many years back when I still lived at home: My father had been working a horrific case from over in the Ft Lauderdale area which had kept him and his team out for almost 36 hours before they took a break. Dad was so tired when he got home, went in the bathroom to shower and whatever and fell asleep sitting on the pot, fell off and put a gash in his head hitting the vanity. Even he had a laugh over it once he got some sleep.

[Belle_Clinton]

Can't believe some of y'all still fall asleep on the toilet. @Aubrey_Lincoln, you know better than to doze off mid-muff dive! @Francine_Roosevelt, you've got to keep your eyes open when shoving your fingers in a girl's mouth. And @Roxanne_Nixon, you better not be getting your chest hair in any twats tonight!

[Aubrey_Lincoln]

Hey Belle, mind your own business, you leftist nut job! My axe wound is still healing and there's something so comforting about muff diving while a girl sleeps. It's like she's innocent and trusting, and you're taking advantage of her vulnerability.

[Francine_Roosevelt]

I couldn't agree more, Aubrey. There's something so erotic about a woman's sleepy moans as I finger her. And @Belle_Clinton, you know you love licking twats too!

[Belle_Clinton]

Blowjobs? Don't make me laugh, @Roxanne_Nixon. No one sits under a stump when they need a shade, you catch my drift.

Besides, you know twats taste better than sucking cock any day. But hey, this is America, where all are accepted for who they are, so I won't judge your stupid ass.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

[Lynx122]

Once in highschool I got really drunk and threw up and they dragged me to the showers took my clothes off and put me under the coldest water. I don't even remember any of it. I only remember walking up the stairs going to sleep. They treated me pretty badly but that was kinda normal in highschool. But I never fell asleep in a public toilet thankfully :)

[matchrestore]

Yes. Once in the summer between junior and senior year of college a friend brought a mini-keg of an 12% abv beer over. My girlfriend at the time drank two pints, her roommate had a glass, and my friend and I finished the rest. I woke up early the next morning on the toilet.

[Kayla45]

No I never fell asleep on the toilet before, But I have fallen asleep in the bathtub before, that was dangerous! Never again.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

NO! 😆
and certainly not in public toilets, this picture is HORRIBLE lol

it reminds me bad memories

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Update: I've seen my behind getting real cold yes, it's an opportunity to exert self-control ☯

[Abbycado]

Never asleep XD

Almost fell off after being out partying. Luckily or dorm rooms are what they call “dorm suites” and we have our own shared bathroom.

Otherwise, that would have been bad if it was in the shared hall bathroom.

[Runnerdude187]

Has that happened a lot

[Red_Arrow]

It would be bad enough to fall of the toilet. But what kind of idiot climbs into a trough toilet to sleep. Best to wake him up by pissing on him!

[electromagnetic]

No, But I do on occasion fall asleep in my tub. It scared me once cause I thought I was drowning and my skin was extremely pruned in

[OlderAndWiser]

That would be called "passing out."

[Simslover92]

At my home and it was only because I had got alcohol poisoning from downing so much Everclear. Was super depressed. Never again.

[AviatorTom]

I've gotten up in the middle of the night to pee, and ALMOST fell asleep on the toilet.

[MemeSupreme]

yeah for 5 minutes bc i worked a very very very long shift and it was at work

KEEP IN MIND i struggle to sleep A LOT period and never sleep in public so that should say something lol

[mrkdvsn]

Yes, while at a friends house, after having been out drinking one night. I'd already suffered a "memory blackout". I woke up after their dad walked into the bathroom to take a pee, and noticed me on the hopper.

[Anonymous]

Yes, bar, drunk enough that after I woke up i apparently went home with someone... fun nights...

[woahhh152]

I know my limits so never had any embarrassing moment when I was drunk

[woahhh152]

Do you have any embarrassing moments while you were drunk?

[kaucky1]

Being up too many days standing up facing sink fell backwards top half just below shoulder blades over the tub

[Nikki1989]

Almost but nope.

[SuchSightsToShowYou]

I don't see how that would even be possible.

[HaveNoName]

I take that nap all the time sometimes waking up from the pins and needles in the legs.

[HaveNoName]

Oh by the way, for me, it has nothing to do with alcohol. I have never had alcohol. I just find that spot very peaceful 🤣

[polodude2013]

I've fallen asleep on the toilet at home when I was really sick.

[Kellyamy]

Once in high school , it was a long time ago 🤣🤣🤣

[nolabels]

Yep, not drunk, just exhausted.

[LiamJHayden]

Maybe as a toddler, but not since.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Nope. It's the only answer I can give.

[NathanDavis]

god, damn, no...

[Paris13]

I'm Sure. lol!!! xxoo

[Ladsin2]

Praying to the toilet gods a time or two.

[noohair]

I wish I could just sleep anywhere.

[nawtee_me]

Time for golden showers….

[Phoenix98]

Lmao no I've never been that tired.

[exitseven]

Nope, that would be embarrassing

[MicahRaine]

Yes and I was sober. Just very tired.

[eagle1951]

yeah a few times lol

[Iron_Man]

No way never

[MrGSpotHer]

No I just fall asleep where I am or goto bed 😆

[MrGSpotHer]

I don't sit on public toilets 😭

[elaphe]

How do you fall asleep on a toilet?

[mandyfire98]

I haven't 🤣

[zombiewoof]

Not yet

[helva]

Never

[jojouzumaki]

Never.

[Jennz6]

Nope

[DtMe89]

No, I've not

[jfdkjehdhs]

No absolutely no