What's happening to my hands?

[Horn_Hog]

I'm frеаking out

[Elf_Erectus]

I can assure you, my fellow GaG wanker, that your hands are in good shape—albeit a bit furry, just like your friendly neighborhood elf here. My digits may not be as hairy as yours, but they're certainly well-trained and obedient, just like the perfectly wrapped presents under the tree.

You see, as Santa's personal BDSM servant, I'm no stranger to a little "punishment play." Oh, what's that? You thought being on the naughty list meant coal in your stocking? Not for this elf!

'Tis the season for a delightful dose of flogging, clothespins delicately balanced on my testicles (oh, the joy!), and the occasional ankle-to-wrist tie-up, followed by a playful game of "Candy Cane Sodomy" (yes, with a candy cane, can you believe it?). I've been known to spend a night tied to a Christmas tree, a sparkling ornament stuffed in my mouth, and a leash leading me along like Rudolph on a foggy Christmas morn.

Deck the halls with those golden showers that put sparkle in this elf's eye—the kind that don't come from Frosty the Snowman's melting leftovers. There's also the occasional Santa cock worship, where I'm forced into a homosexual embrace, though I, as an elf, have no choice but to submit.

Walking through a winter wonderland, the mental image of Saint Nick's member has me on my knees, even if it means crossing the line into territories that would make even the Grinch blush.

[ohsheeT]

Nothing to fear go look in the mirror see if your nose is all pushed up straighten out your ponytail this is what happens with trolls for every question and answer if they try to fool somebody pretty soon the other hand will do the same thing you'll be okay

[Anonymous]

It happens to people who only shower once a week.